Today, I sprained my knee while going down on one knee to propose to my girlfriend. She laughed as I rolled in pain. I still haven't gotten an answer. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be amusing to sneak into my room and jump me in my bed. Too bad that when she jumped, one of her knees landed on my crotch. I haven't been able to walk properly since this morning. FML
Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was, "You're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML
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Top comments
that1kid82 2
What you need, is a proposal pillow.
TheCrazyAli28 1
hmm what a nice fiancé
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Comments (119)
crackbunny626 0
I'd take that as a no....
idgts 0
is she still laughing?
WTFGOTOHELL 0
take the ring and throw it at her eye, then laugh your ass off as she rolls around in pain. TADA!
xrainbowshadowx 17
If she says 'yes' it will be an entertaining proposal to tell your future kids
xrainbowshadowx 17
story*
lethal_judgement 1
she should have appreciated the gesture.
alexFYL 11
No answer = better than no! Get better soon. Roll up to her in your temporary wheelchair and ask her.
Just2MuchCrazy 0
dude that must suck ass.....
alzeer 5
I think her reaction to your pain should be enough to tell you that you were wrong from the beginning to even think of a life long bond such as marriage.
gracie22 1
how old are you?
Mattxy8 5
The answer is no. Sorry to break it to you.