Transportation: Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try...

By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By whenlifeisalemon - 09/01/2016 23:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML

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By Etyl - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Indonesia

Today, I struggled through a one hour traffic jam to get to the airport to pick up my dad who was just coming back from an overseas trip. I got there only to find that he had given me the wrong date, and I had to drive home. Best part? I have to do it all over again tomorrow. FML

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By Phantommajik - 10/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was stuck at the airport overnight waiting for my flight for about 5 hours. I then went and looked at the departures board. It said that my flight had already departed. FML

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By Baby Bethy - 25/12/2016 04:00 - United States

Today, I went to bed at noon after having driven 11 hours from Washington to Maine. I missed my flight due to a delayed plane, and was told there were no open flights the next 2 days. I'd been driving my $200 rental car for 1.5 hrs when the airport told me, over the phone, that there was in fact a flight available. FML

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By JSterl - 02/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, our airplane was delayed because of issues with the de-ice-ing. Then, because it had too little fuel. Then, because of engine troubles. Then, because our first officer needed to be replaced due to legal restrictions on pilots' hours. Now, I get to go straight from the plane to work. FML

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By Aric - 08/10/2020 05:01

Today, I arrived at the airport two and a half hours early because I was expecting it to be busy. The line was long but I had plenty of time, until a woman complained about a fee for checked bags. I was next in line, and still managed to miss my flight because the woman caused such a big scene. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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By lojo - 17/06/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I was flying home to Milwaukee after a weekend in South Carolina. When I got to the airport, my reservation didn't match up with any flights. Turns out Expedia booked me on a flight that doen't exist. I spent ten hours waiting in the airport for a two hour flight. FML

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By Hue - 07/07/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I spent more time driving to my vacation spot than actually vacationing. FML

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portablecupid 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:06

Is your name Robert Downey Jr or Zach Galifianakis by any chance?

TehFMLKing 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:06

Someones trying to stop you getting on that plane Op. ;)

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Rbfarrish 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:36

And why wouldn't they let you on the plane?

mintcar 9

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:38

Walk... and if you're traveling overseas, swim. Logic OP, use it.

sarapsosis 1

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:52

*clap, clap, clap*

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:40

well duuh, after working the two trailors, the entire construction site, and the police, you must have stank something awful. no, I wouldn't let you on either. not unless you showered. we know what really happened. don't be coy with us.

mk58 31

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:40

Are you Charlie Sheen?

awardZu 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:42

The only place the cops escort Charlie Sheen is to his cell.

NianRakluz 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 6:34

Can't be. Else he would be winning.

Claytonic 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:47

Now that sucks! FYL for sure. Although I can't help but wonder how you got a police escort.

TheDrifter 23

Wednesday 6 April 2011 4:43

I'm going to assume they were doing traffic control and escorting lines of traffic.

lucas1136_fml 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 0:56

how the **** did you get a police escort

zombifysara 6

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:10

They never said the police escort was for them.

jordy1993 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:24

I once got an escort dressed as a cop

awardZu 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:45

I once picked up a cop dressed as an escort... Try explaining that to the judge.

OMG_N3RD 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:09

FYL

mskaybee 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:11

Don't forget the obligatory steamy sex scene with the hottie they save from one of the car wrecks.

7E38 2

Wednesday 6 April 2011 1:11

Is it a police CHASE you're speaking of? After all, a 6h distance between two flights requires some sort of intoxication to be present during planning, and therefore most likely afterwards also, which would cause police interest.