Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, my husband spent money and 14 hours learning how to make fake, realistic armour for our Dungeons and Dragons obsessed son, but refused to consider making a Disney dress for our little girl because, "That’s girly stuff, mommy can do it better than daddy." FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Top comments
CoolBroStory 7
That's cute. You're a good girlfriend.
Bakarra 22
As far as gamer insults go, that's pretty harsh...
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PvPNationSAAAN 0
FYL
sharksfan48 13
Can someone say nerd burn? But I'm all seriousness you are really nice to your boyfriend, he's really lucky. I wish my girlfriend did things like that for me
PierceMePretty 0
I honestly think Midna in her Twilight Princess form is prettier than Zelda. But, you're an amazing girlfriend for trying! He'd better be grateful.
SApprentice 34
That's really cute. He should be happy.
EpicSquishii 21
thats really sweet, i think youre a great girlfriend
monkeycrutch 14
Well emy, aren't just gorgeous:)
TheLadyOpal 30
Send the moon crashing down on his house while he sleeps.
TheDrudgeChild 4
Creepiest Zelda moment ever right there.
Eliseopwns 22
Owned.
andiewithlove 21
Bite his head off like a boko baba!
zombiekitten87 12
Dekubaba?
sillyyanks 24
That's cute, but If you had dedicated hours of effort to training up your ******* technique then there's no way he could put you down!
jewelia13 12
...that's absolutely disgusting and sexist.
sillyyanks 24
Sexist? The situation could be reversed so I don't see how. It was a joke anyway, playing on the fact that in spite of all her hours of effort he still put her down instead of appreciating his girlfriends hard work! If anything it was a put down against most guys, because I can't see a guy not appreciating even the smallest amount of effort a girl could put into his sexual pleasure, whereas long winded sentimentality tends to be more appreciated by women than men, I find. Also I don't see what is disgusting about a perfectly natural part of a healthy relationship. Good day to you madame and sorry for any offense I have caused you and 2 other people.
jelly713 19
#67 Enough guys post comments about how if a girl blows her boyfriend, that'll make them better (I seem to see this suggestion in every FML).But will it? No, it's just spoiling them for being dicks. Girls do not have to blow their boyfriends to be appreciated. They should be appreciated for being good girlfriends. End of story.
ElricMustang 23
Yeah, but they think that's what makes them good girlfriends. It's sad, really. People these days don't even base relationships on actual feelings, but solely on looks, and how well they can "do things". They think that that's all that matters, which is why you see them breaking up for the most idiotic reasons.
jaredofmo 22
Zelda is awesome! Your bf is not.