Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, my husband spent money and 14 hours learning how to make fake, realistic armour for our Dungeons and Dragons obsessed son, but refused to consider making a Disney dress for our little girl because, "That’s girly stuff, mommy can do it better than daddy." FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Top comments
CoolBroStory 7
That's cute. You're a good girlfriend.
Bakarra 22
As far as gamer insults go, that's pretty harsh...
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Comments (150)
devious418 3
When you see him punch him square in the face.....!! : D
assassin542 1
Wow I would love to have someone like you as my girlfriend that's just too awesome that you even dressed up!
kface525 1
You deserve this specifically because his reaction offended you.
DarkJackal 0
what a loserface!
Abracadavre_fml 9
DAMNNN! That's harsh.
Linkisomnivore 8
Favorite ******* fml ever
shawnagreenbean1 9
Ahahahahahahaha I don't know why this made me laugh so hard, but it did.
jdg_3689 0
lol, thats dick! funny, but dick!
Special_Psycho 8
You're right, he's wrong. He should've said you look amazing. I would if my girlfriend made a Magician Valkyria costume, wore it, instead of the heavily preferred Dark Magician Girl. Either way I'd say she'd look amazing and your boyfriend should've too.
AZbeastboSS 2
Wow. I wish I knew a girl who was into geeks, like myself, and would do that for me!!!