Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, my husband spent money and 14 hours learning how to make fake, realistic armour for our Dungeons and Dragons obsessed son, but refused to consider making a Disney dress for our little girl because, "That’s girly stuff, mommy can do it better than daddy." FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Top comments
CoolBroStory 7
That's cute. You're a good girlfriend.
Bakarra 22
As far as gamer insults go, that's pretty harsh...
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TheDareDoll 1
It could be a lot worse. At least he didn't say you'd be better as the Happy Mask salesman or Tingle. Then I'd say break up with him immediately.
kitten_paws 9
You crafted your own tiara?!? Thats amazing!!! I've always wanted to look like Zelda >.
Pyroaid 11
You should have called him the Sahasrahla as a comeback!
BFlowing 21
Ungrateful prick. I did something similar for my ex, I spent hours making simplified versions of LoL champ costumes and sending him photos of their "sexy versions". Instead of appreciating the gesture he started a fight with me saying that it was weird that I made sexy versions of male champs because it would make him gay in a way to appreciate them (???) and it wasn't sexy at all. I have really low self esteem and it took me a lot of effort to do it, so much for that. I feel your pain, OP.
Umbreon_Princess 12
Majora looks cool but Zelda's tiara can be rather difficult to make!
TheAspieDork 27
Now that's a nerd
wellthisisntgood 19
That's harsh.
CantTouchThat 29
Maybe he simply likes Majora's Mask more? We don't see Zelda in that game..like..at all.. It is also one of the most popular games in the series. Or maybe he just doesn't like your face. IDK OP. Hopefully you got rid of him for under appreciating you.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What the hell? You're marriage material!