Today, I spent hours crafting a tiara to look like the princess from my boyfriend's favourite game series, Zelda. I sent him a picture of me wearing it, and got the reply: "Sure, that's nice, but you'd be better as Majora." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, my husband spent money and 14 hours learning how to make fake, realistic armour for our Dungeons and Dragons obsessed son, but refused to consider making a Disney dress for our little girl because, "That’s girly stuff, mommy can do it better than daddy." FML
Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML
Today, my husband was 45 minutes late to our wedding reception. Later, when I asked him why, he said, "I was playing Legend of Zelda and had to finish my quest." He thinks this is an eligible excuse. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
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Top comments
CoolBroStory 7
That's cute. You're a good girlfriend.
Bakarra 22
As far as gamer insults go, that's pretty harsh...
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devydev92 5
That's sweet of you. He probably misjudged how many hours and how much work you put into it. I'm sure he would've had more appreciation had he known.
license2chill 5
That would be too late, don't you think? Damages were already done. I don't know a thing about Zelda, except knowing there's a game called Zelda, it's just not my kind of game.. If my gf tries to please me by making something out of my favorite game, I would appreciate her efforts regardless of how much time she spent on it, at least she cares of what I like. Only thing I can say is that your bf is immature, sry OP, you are awesome.
fmlallthetyme 23
You know nothing about Zelda?!? Why, that's sacrilegious!
laden_swallow09 35
We must educate this heretic! Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem… *whacks him over the head with a Twilight Princess strategy guide*
walmartpaysme 15
Legend of Zelda lesson 1: THE GUY WITH THE GREEN CLOTHES IS NOT ZELDA!
kotana191 8
guess got some work to do
woainishamu 21
He wanted the full costume.
gracehi 33
Well he surely is no Link.
gibby1235 6
at least you tried. My girlfriend doesn't even know what Zelda is
0RedPenguin0 8
He should be happy that you did that for him. Thats just unappreciative
cmanaus 3
Your boyfriend's a tool
st333ph 12
At least he doesn't lie! Haha
TheOath 12
Should sent it with this message, "Bow down I'm your future queen! All shall obey thy princess. ;)" Zelda's fun to play.
LolFMLnot 10
Seriously OP you tried, and if he didn't appreciate it, thats his fault. Some girls don't even know who zelda is (for example me).