Today, I spent $70 on party supplies for my sister's bachelorette party, another hour decorating, three hours baking and designing a cake, before waiting five hours to hear that she and another bridesmaid had 'moved' the party elsewhere. Cake anyone? FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML
Today, I went to pick up my sister's wedding cake. It was a nice day, the shop was close, and the cake wasn't too big so I walked. On my way back, I stepped aside for a kid on a bike, tripped over my shoelaces, and dumped my sister's expensive, custom-designed cake. The wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML
Today, my sisters and I were throwing my mom a birthday party. Since I'm not good at baking, I ordered her a really nice and expensive cake. As my daughter and I were headed out the door, she told me she had added some sprinkles to make it pretty. It was the silica beads from a package. FML
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I was very happy. When the moment came to blow the candles, all of the decoration on the cake flew off. It had taken an hour to make and set them on the cake. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
MrConcise 35
At least you didn't book a stripper, unless he counts as a "party supply".
giantsfan2010 23
I'll take a slice, sounds delicious
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (85)
corky1992 33
I hope I'm not as selfish as most brides are. some brides are just ridiculous
inolongercare 19
Yes, I will accept some cake. And you can throw the party for all of us
freddygasman 18
I'll bring milk and coffee. who has the ice-cream? we'll have fun without that and turn it into a fml party
TomeDr 25
Photograph EVERYTHING. The decorations and the cake and send them to her and just ask "Why."
Krwman 8
Very soon your sister is someone else's problem. We'll see what her selfish inconsiderate ways lead to in her marriage.
MysteryGuest214 10
I think you're looking at it wrong. Your sister has just issued you a license to make any obligation you might have to her optional. And if she complains, just remind of this ruined party. That should give you a couple of years of peace anyway and she might learn to appreciate what she had.
junpeiIori 17
What kind of cake? I might want a small slice. I mean, you already "maid" it right? ....Too soon? :/
733yoda_fml 19
Yes please!
hoosiergirl94 31
Throw the cake on her
randomcritic 14
Did she invite you?
militarybrat 21
**** that bitch. You dont need her in your life, kin or not.
1stones 8
Wow bro, what happened? Lmfao