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By Donutsarelife - 19/11/2014 15:09 - United States

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

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By Z - 06/11/2016 23:33 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML

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By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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By I tried - 23/10/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2014 22:54 - United States - Stockton

Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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By James - 26/08/2011 18:29 - Canada

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML

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By ThatSped - 18/02/2016 03:22 - Canada - Moncton

Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML

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By fstfckd - 07/06/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, at college, I was frantically trying to finish an essay on gay rights that was due less than an hour later. In the end I failed, because the college internet filters kept classifying every single page containing the information I needed as "sex", and blocked it all. FML

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By emkaycutie - 29/03/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

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rebelbelle 17

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity

ShadowlessSpear 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

Can't fix stupid.

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calebmo 7

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:50

stupid is as stupid does

timmeeeee 10

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:52

Plot twist. We've had it all wrong for so long.

DenverTyrrell 13

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:54

Wow sorry OP, sometimes when people go full retard they just can't go back...

KitchKraft 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 22:55

NEVER go full retard...

maxpaine1337 7

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:56

Are you certain she wasn't trolling you?

tgmc012 9

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:59

Not to sound all Nazi Germany over here, but people like that make me seriously rethink my stance on eugenics. It may legitimately be for the greater good people like that aren't allowed to procreate. I haven't decided if I'm joking or not.

MrRedSr 7

Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:59

-facepalm-

MegasaurusRex89 28

Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:09

People like that aren't worth the time and energy it takes to argue. Unless it's a major issue such as racism or something, just let them be wrong. It doesn't hurt anyone, and it's much less effort on your end.

xzanex 22

Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:11

She's not worth your time

DaBayst 15

Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:17

She must have trolled you hard

Peter_Ohnigian 14

Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:18

Sometimes it's just not worth the fight

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