Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, I was in a video call with my boss when my Wi-Fi decided to take a vacation. I thought I could salvage the situation by using my iPhone’s hotspot. But then my phone ran out of data mid-sentence, and my boss got a glimpse of me cursing at my phone while frantically waving it in the air. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
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rebelbelle 17
I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can't fix stupid.
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Comments (82)
calebmo 7
stupid is as stupid does
timmeeeee 10
Plot twist. We've had it all wrong for so long.
DenverTyrrell 13
Wow sorry OP, sometimes when people go full retard they just can't go back...
KitchKraft 21
NEVER go full retard...
maxpaine1337 7
Are you certain she wasn't trolling you?
tgmc012 9
Not to sound all Nazi Germany over here, but people like that make me seriously rethink my stance on eugenics. It may legitimately be for the greater good people like that aren't allowed to procreate. I haven't decided if I'm joking or not.
MrRedSr 7
-facepalm-
MegasaurusRex89 28
People like that aren't worth the time and energy it takes to argue. Unless it's a major issue such as racism or something, just let them be wrong. It doesn't hurt anyone, and it's much less effort on your end.
xzanex 22
She's not worth your time
DaBayst 15
She must have trolled you hard
Peter_Ohnigian 14
Sometimes it's just not worth the fight