Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I had to explain to a customer that she can't connect her tablet to her home WiFi while she's at work. I went to MIT for this. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I had to listen to my classmate loudly argue a question she got wrong on a test for half an hour, repeating the same incorrect argument ad nauseam. She screamed at the rightfully exasperated teacher for being "biased" when he gave up, and started screaming again when I tried to explain it in a different way. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom, because apparently I'm an idiot for not sharing her belief that chickens are mammals. She has a university degree in this stuff. FML
Today, I was in a video call with my boss when my Wi-Fi decided to take a vacation. I thought I could salvage the situation by using my iPhone’s hotspot. But then my phone ran out of data mid-sentence, and my boss got a glimpse of me cursing at my phone while frantically waving it in the air. FML
Today, during class, a girl had suggested how I, a 16 year-old guy, would be a high maintenance girlfriend. We sat and debated this, allowing for other people to listen in and agree with her, and eventually the entire class agreed with her. Even the teacher. FML
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Top comments
rebelbelle 17
I'm sorry OP someyimes you just can't cure stupidity
ShadowlessSpear 21
Can't fix stupid.
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Comments (82)
jdcg116 10
Two things in the universe are eternal. The universe and human stupidity.
shinikageWolf 15
Oh. My. *******. God How are some people allowed to live?
jdcg116 10
They manage to dummy their way through life. Sadly it seems like that end of the gene pool allows waders.
Donutsarelife 12
I dunno, she's also the one who thought Mosquitos flew by shaking their legs, so I don't think so.
blargydarg13 2
"Accidentally"
tuxedoandex 28
YDI for arguing with a dipshit
Scorpio1691 29
never argue with an idiot. they drag you to their level and beat you with experience.
fantasyworld 39
Never argue with an idiot.
JohnSmith01 10
You wasted 20 minutes on this? Who is the dipshit here? I hope she WAS trolling you.
ihateeveeything 8
If we could fix stupid, than we wouldn't have 7 billion people on this planet.
jbuckets_404 39
OP, next time save yourself 19 minutes by responding: Google it and then write a 5-pg paper on it + a complete bibliography/ all citations....