Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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Comments (168)
andruha1123 5
hey, wanna dress up for me and put on some make up?
damienwatkins 0
you know you'd do the same. you'd talk about fml rules and stuff. but can't we just post however we want? listen I'm sorry if I came off as harsh. it's just a pain in the neck to know that some people can't post without being attacked
Your_Dad 0
wow. lame.
mike410 0
You look pretty lame yourself junior
Quest_ 13
I don't know what to say.
happyhak 5
#37, I find it impossible how someone can get the padanticness and stupidity to bring up as something as small as a typo. I have never seen snickerdoodles bring up something as small as a typo. So maybe you need to read the comments more and actually EXAMINE the situation before opening that black void you call a mouth. Ok?
deadbunny17 0
I have seen typos corrected by her. And she does all her criticizing with either a computer screen or iPod touch (not "iTouch") in front of her. Safe from all the people fed up with her. I doubt she's as trollish in real life. It's all an act to annoy us. :-)
canyouwangchung 0
how long do you think the men spent grooming their pubic hairs into hearts for you?
sublime93 0
LMAO
alexblue 5
pretty funny :)
Eddie_Paints 0
@34 My,such language from a tween queen! I thought you were better than that Snick!
TempestJones 0
I think the one thing EVERYONE seems to hav missed thus far is that the whole reason the OP put this in FML is because the OP ALREADY realized that this is pathetique... Therefor them saying FML...