Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job, and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online instead. FML
Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML
Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML
Today, my family was going to have lunch with my parents' friends, who have a kid my age who is very similar to me, and is really cute. I wanted their number to see if it could turn into something beyond friendship, so I dressed up cute and did extra flawless makeup. All for the lunch to be canceled. FML
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ilikesquarebutts 0
Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN
Aaruto 0
Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?
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TempestJones 0
Dang it... That was supposed to be has, not hav.
damienwatkins 0
I don't really dislike snickers, but now she sees how it is. Snickers has corrected typos like that and she knows it. See snickers? This is how other people feel when they're corrected over something so miniscule. It's okay to make an error or talk however you want.
ChrisCTL 0
snickerdoodles should post an fml stating the following; "today, I realized I comment on every fml post with the most obvious advice someone could give a person. I need to get out more, FML". ****, take your own advice and get out of your house for an hour instead of waiting for new posts. And it's sad your username is now in my iPhones vocabulary.
Maxine17 8
So what you really meant was "Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit so some men could wank over me. On chatroulette. FML" Because that's all they ever bloody do on there!
Resquall 0
Wanking Win!
EV34 6
hahahaha!!!
Nevelii 0
go outside
damienwatkins 0
Okay, if she thinks it's just iTouch then. she must have OCD or something. It can be either iTouch or iPod Touch. There's no difference at all really. But if you think it's okay to be hyperactive about it, then you must be OCD or have a never ending period
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ferrarimach1 0
you meet more interesting people on omegle than chat roulette
redsox112 0
hey snicker stop yelling at people for having bad grammar. in ur message u sound challenged and in ur reply-"you, sir," u think that's right grammar? stop acting like ur all thatmost people notice spelling but don't care. get a life u pathetic excuse for a person.