By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 781
You deserved it 4 017

Same thing different taste

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a192837465 0

why the **** does eversingle comment I make get deleted

Who cleaned that mess? We can expect to see that FML any moment now.

wow, lmao yeaaa, toothpaste sucks when it gets in ur eyes

HannahMae 0

I did the same thing the other day! Now i dont feel so dumb!

How does that happen? Close your eyes next time!

how do u sneeze and not close your eyes ( you would almost have to hold them open to do so ( watch mythbusters )

I have kept my eyes open and sneesed before. Its easy.

its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. nice try this FML is bs.

TRJADN 0

Yeah your eye naturally closes when you sneeze. Lying ****

dude, the toothpaste was probably sprayed above her eye, and dripped down. don't call bullshit without considering more than one option, stupid.

SexyBitch919 0

I totally agree with TIJADN but they didnt have to call you a lying fk. but you did lie. nice try, but you get my vote 4 the efrt.