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Who cleaned that mess? We can expect to see that FML any moment now.
wtf toothpaste do you use? wd40?
wow, lmao yeaaa, toothpaste sucks when it gets in ur eyes
How does that happen? Close your eyes next time!
how do u sneeze and not close your eyes ( you would almost have to hold them open to do so ( watch mythbusters )
I have kept my eyes open and sneesed before. Its easy.
its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. nice try this FML is bs.
dude, the toothpaste was probably sprayed above her eye, and dripped down. don't call bullshit without considering more than one option, stupid.
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Use your other eye :)
Then how are you writing this?