Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
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Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I was heading to class with all of my books and papers in my arms. To prevent tripping and falling down the stairs, I decided to take the elevator. On my way there, I slipped and fell because my books were blocking the wet floor sign. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I slipped on the wet floor of a café, spilled coffee all over myself, and fell flat on my back. The barista ran over, not to help me, but to put up a bright yellow “Caution: Wet Floor” sign next to me while I was still laying there. FML
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XxFallenbladexX 0
Oh the IRONY!
angela161033 5
irony at it's best!
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Comments (129)
perdix 31
That's like rain on your wedding day -- the free ride when you've already paid, if you will. You ought to tell your story to your fellow Canadian, Alanis Morissette, so she can't do a remake of her song with REAL irony in it.
perdix 31
*can* do a remake What was I thinking?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"What was I thinking?": That's exactly what everyone thinks when they come across that Jagged Little Pill cd buried in a closet. Don't get me wrong-- I still enjoy letting the bitchy feminist in me shriek along with the radio every now and then, but damn. Why the hell was she so popular?!
Ross2Smoove 0
mmmmmm do I smell law suit?
yellowdaisy92 0
hahahaha fail!!
83pgm 0
Oh, cruel irony!!
Geiko_fml 0
Oh, that's pretty funny. It does suck that you sprained your wrist, but the irony there. Walk slower. :P
ArtIsResistance7 1
Done it -- except I walked away with only a hurt coccyx. It was awesome. You just can't help but laugh at yourself.
RedPillSucks 33
You hurt your butt bone?
ArtIsResistance7 1
And how!
Juvihaze 0
Lmao oh the irony
AMONALY920 0
irony! hahaha
danii1996 0
uuu sooo fukin ironic mustve hurt like he'll
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
lol fyl. hope you get better! :P