Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
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Top comments
Emperor_Jim 0
Seriously? She can't drop four bucks on you, after you've been injured, no less? Your mom is one stingy-ass bitch.
Candyholic 7
Just shut up and pay the parking fee. It's not like you cant pay it off. Just remember this when she breaks a hip and tell her shes paying the parking fee. .__.
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Comments (92)
demonpudding 0
WHAT A HOE. Sorry to hear about your injury.
chicken_lover 2
why did you go to the emergency room for a sprained ankle? i sprain my ankles all the time so i just go to a physical therapist. it's a lot cheaper than the emergency room. fyml. f your mom's life for paying for that. and also fyl for spraining your ankle, but it's not that bad. you get used to it. :)
BitterJaded 0
Emergency room? For a sprained ankle? Seriously? Put some ice on it and stay off it. Damn. And you're seriously complaining about $4? Your mom should make you pay that emergency room bill instead.
2npac 0
quit your bitching! she should make u pay for the hospital bill too. a sprained ankle? lol
Moeey 0
Least it wasn't $4.01 You would be poor! Sarcasam you tight ass
grimmelok 0
WTF are with the awful FMLs lately? You sprained your ankle. Not a big deal in any way. Your mom wants you to pay her $4. Who cares?
honutattoo 0
who goes to the emergency room for a sprained ankle? o.O weak
turdburgers 0
You could always point out that you could've called an ambulance. I'm sure that would've cost much more than $4 for parking.
perdix 31
She should have charged you for lost wages, too. Learn to walk in the ******* snow or move south.
SNOTTYBONES 0
This might be a clue to something bigger. Make sure that she is not in a hole or something with her money. Maybe she lives paycheck to paycheck and has every dollar accounted for. Ask her if she is ok.