Today, I slipped on the new snow and sprained my ankle. As my mom and I were leaving the emergency room, she says, "You owe me $4 for parking," and she meant it. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I slipped on the ice in front of my apartment, spraining my ankle and cracking a rib. While I laid on the ground immediately after, my neighbor chewed me out for saying "shit" in front of her 4-year-old on my way down. FML
Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, my mom and I were running late for school, and she got pretty stuck in the snow so she asked me to dig her out. Then she ran over my foot. As I got into the car and blamed her for what she'd done, she shouted at me that she couldn't care less, and that we had to hurry. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I walked out to my car to see four kids taking the hubcaps, radio, and license plates off of my truck. I chased them six blocks until I tripped and twisted my ankle. I limped back to my car and found a ticket on my windshield for $55 dollars. The reason? Missing license plates. FML
Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML
Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
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Top comments
Emperor_Jim 0
Seriously? She can't drop four bucks on you, after you've been injured, no less? Your mom is one stingy-ass bitch.
Candyholic 7
Just shut up and pay the parking fee. It's not like you cant pay it off. Just remember this when she breaks a hip and tell her shes paying the parking fee. .__.
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Comments (92)
Bright_Lights 14
Oh no! You have to pay four dollars to YOUR MUM! You're life is truly ******, I mean 4 dollars?! Gosh, that amount of money can put you out on the street. I hope you find it ok out there in the cold, dark streets of Illinois.
royboh 0
Give her the money and write it off as a charity donation to the mentally impaired.
plethora 3
On the one hand: It's just four dollars. She drove you to the hospital because you're too unco to remain standing on the snow. Suck it up and give it to her. On the other hand: How petty is she that she was worried about four dollars anyway? To sum up: You both fail.
chrisguz4300 0
mom's a bitch. you're a lil bitch. grow up
MissKayla 2
Mom complains about $4.. you complain about $4.. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.. GOI
icanfloat12 0
fyl, but dude i never go to er for sprains, only breaks
ensemble 0
omg, how will you get over that
Tactlessly 0
...wow, how petty. Sounds like my own mother. But seriously, why did you go to the ER for a sprained ankle? :/
LolWaitWut 0
Awhh $4 and a sprained ankle? How will you live that down? The humiliation! The poverty! Oh, wait ... that's not that bad.
COBRAMORPH 0
You should been paying attention, & not thinking about sucking ****. At least you know how you can earn the $4. Just suck 800 cocks.
little_jane 0
what is your ******* problem, are you mad cause you will never get laid. is that why you would put that? because i bet you are a ugly piece of shit that still lives with your mother.