Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML
Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML
Today, I had a bad feeling about walking to work because of the weather. Instead, I drove. My car slid on the ice and I created a four-car pile up. All three of the other people involved have decided to sue me. I should've walked. FML
Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML
Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML
Today, as I was driving to a conference two hours away, a giant piece of ice fell off a truck and did severe damage to my car's hood and busted the front light. The car was a few months old with around 5000 miles on it. FML
Today, I thought I'd wear my snow boots so I wouldn't slip on the ice at work. I crashed my car because I can't feel the pedals with my boots on. FML
Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML
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The_Cardinal 0
Nothing like adding a little salt to the wound?
Twin1 0
you can be going slow and still slide and crash your car, don't be so daft.
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Comments (50)
RuralNinja 0
YDI, learn to drive woman. If you hit someone hard enough to total your car, you were going too fast. Slow the **** down before you kill someone.
Thund3rStruck_fml 0
damn, I feel for ya. I used to drive a little sunbird convertable (don't be fooled by the word convertable, it was still a hunk of junk) and when I crashed into another car, the same thing happened. now I have an oldsmobile ciera :)
mshafty 0
A female that is bad a driving? thats a new one!
teacher411 0
One of the reasons I love living in Cali!
lefty9 0
its not cuz op is a woman seriously people driving in ohio this time a year is hell
mn_mpls 0
ydi for not slowing down and driving safely on icy roads
lululatenight 28
so close! life's a bitch ain't it?
GRgoldfish 19
well now ... that's just REALLY bad timing.
SexyMexi21 23
I'm pretty sure the salt wouldn't have helped it takes on average an hour for it to melt anything if it's any good on the road