Today, I slept with my deputy manager. He slept with my insane jealous housemate months ago. I need to find a new job and a new flat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out half of the staff at work have been spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my boss. The other half are spreading rumours I'm sleeping with my subordinate. In reality, every night I go home to an apartment so empty that I don't even have condiments, to sleep alone. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I've had no sleep. Why? Because my housemate has a new girlfriend and the walls are too thin. After round three of them shagging, I was exhausted from holding my breath each time the new girlfriend screamed. I also realised that was the closest I'd been to sex in months. FML
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML
Today, at work, my colleague started to look for a new job. For me. FML
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hmiller2337 11
you deserved it
nonsensical 26
why would you need to find a new job too?
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Comments (75)
aeryn97 17
No points for stupidity.
MitiMiki 16
You probably have a sexual harassment claim if your termination was a result of your sexual relationship with your manager.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Sorry OP, YDI. Don't shit where you eat.
uchihadesendent 14
YDI OP.
pasupathymuthu 16
I did not understand. FML.
ezrajab 22
Not the best way to do THAT kind of business sorry op FYL YDI
RebelQuinn93 1
Did you know your flatmate slept with him first? Either way you totally deserve this. You should keep sex and work seperate. Period.
tanziir1 14
You slept with ur manager .....
manuwish 9
you better learn it soon: don't f..ck the boss, b..tch?!
Lotsatissues 4
Lol, u deserved it. You don't shit where u eat.