Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I felt ready to trust men again so I had a little foray into Tinder, just to see what’s out there for a divorcee in her 40s. The very first guy I matched with catfished me with his photo and wanted to buy my dirty undies and socks, in a ziplock bag “to preserve the aroma.” FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, I joined a dating website for the first time in 12 years and spent an hour carefully crafting my profile. Ten minutes after posting, my sibling texted me screenshots. I’d linked my profile to Facebook, where my bio appeared under my real name for half my extended family. Aunt Linda left a heart reaction. FML
Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML
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funsize003 0
ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, ****!" and move on. :)
diet_otaku 0
lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD
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Comments (155)
xcchick 0
awh man! tht suxxx.
arby 0
The same thing happened to my cousin.
therearesecrets 0
Awh! =[
BaldOuting 0
makes it hard to move on when everywhere you look there her profile picture is!
4ube_fml 6
Well when people divorce, it's not just a breakup, first you really think about it, try to talk, and have all the procedures going. Like 67 said ;) Husband chosed to wait until paperwork was done but it can take several months. If the wife concidered they were separated and told the husband about it, it's ok to be looking for someone nez (although using online dating services suck. but i do beleive on meeting people through internet.. but we don't need intermediates)
runescapescool 0
l0l
xHaniffax 0
Do you know what would be funny was if you were both on the dating site and she was pretending to be someone else and you were pretending to be someone else and then you hit it off while pretending to be different people and then she divorced you...for you. HAHA now that would be pretty ******
Animalover 0
OMG THAT STINKS!!!!!!!!!
Woosh 0
It might not be a total coincidence, I mean you've got a similar postcode and stuff probably? Or you might share some friends, etc etc. If you're really upset that she's been on there a while maybe you're not as ready to date other people as you thought, you should give it some space. It doesn't matter if she gets with other people, your life isn't tied to hers any more.
rustyrox 0
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