Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend started his first day of work. After saying our goodbyes, I went into our bedroom to get changed, picked up one of my blouses and found a camera, still recording. I guess someone has major trust issues. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
Today, I finished installing remote access CCTV cameras around my house due to the high rate of burglaries around my neighborhood. I turn it on to see my teenage son rubbing one out on the couch. FML
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Top comments
MaddieMonster 0
black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"
always_his 2
Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.
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Comments (140)
fyourlife33 0
im guessing you live at home.. you wouldn't just ask family members who was stealing the cookies? maybe move the cookies? maybe not be a fatass concerned with cookies that much? get off the poor treadmill so people dont have to make bets on your fat ass? and now you have black mail congrats
AfricanChick 0
Wow, all FML commenters try to eventually get on the subject of weight and then tell said FML poster that they're a fat-ass and need to lose weight.
Creston 0
What makes you think the OP is fat? I like cookies, and I'm underweight. I'm not allowed to eat cookies often, either. OP may have had a small box he saved for himself and if the cookies he saved were disappearing and his mother wouldn't answer his question, then sure, a camera's justifiable. If you asked your mother if she took the cookies before setting up the camera, then FYL. If you just took the tape without even asking about the cookies, YDI.
DEVASTATOR 12
eeeewwwww FYL indeed and always_his yes camera is nescisery(excuse my spelling) cookies are the best especially Maryland cookies
meanie_monday 0
They probably used the cookies as well ;)
123sploosh 0
13th!!!!!
speak_a_da_truth 0
fail
pleasedonttellme 0
How old are you six you and where do you keep your cookies in cookies cause it's kinda weird to have sex in the kitchin
bexox 0
Not really. Lots of people have sex in the kitchen. People have sex all over. In fact, I bet your parents have had sex on YOUR kitchen table. ;)
venom11065 0
i bet they had sex all over your bed too
fyourlife33 0
quite funny i had to laugh out loud #37
noshitsherlock 0
LMFAO you couldn't just ASK? And it's funny that you have access to video equipment, but theft of some cookies bothers your cheapass
Casualt1234 0
are you telling me that you still haven't found who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? I've spent my whole childhood trying to find out.. :/
glitter_kiss 0
lol
acethehusky 0
oh was his cookie in her oven?
maria12_fml 0
Make pudding next time XD Haha But ya, ew nasty
Random_Poster 0
They did make pudding! Love pudding...
bexox 0
Penis pudding! lol
Random_Poster 0
Or throat yogurt. Either way your Mom got some yummy dessert!
Scorpious 0
I'm thinking that they had a camera, and just wanted an opportunity to use it. I know that if I was in that situation, and had a camera, I would, just because it'd be awesome
maria12_fml 0
You should make pudding next time XD Haha But ya, ew nasty