Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML
Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she had gotten sick lately, but I accidentally sent a text asking if she had gotten dick lately. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my cousin, instead of the girl who shares the same name. She liked it. FML
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sohigh10 34
Well, was she?
whysobeachy 37
Why is OP's username "for my brother-in-law"? I don't see what the BIL has to do with this FML. Or have I read something wrong?
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Comments (44)
Dhatchu 5
God!
Lalala579121 28
You called?
SunshineBoy_fml 16
Oh my, you can never look at your mother in law the same way ever..
Triberius 4
We call this the Trix Paradox... Kid tested, Mother approved.
kmpotator 13
That's Going to make family dinners quite awkward.
SSJ4Asterisk 5
This is exactly why we should only communicate through pictures. For horny, You send pictures of rocket shops blasting off, Trains going through tunnels, oil pumps working vigorously, straws resting against lips, etc. She responds with a thumbs up pic. Manicured for yes. Freddy Krueger, Edward Scissorhands, or the guy from Scary Movie 2 (with the strong hand) for no.
h3ll0_smill3s 2
mother-in-law never saw the message. (wife) we both have a good sence of humor guys. (author) BIL is my brother.lol
heatherrr17 19
What'd she say??
its_andy4 4
she never saw it
TMWhisp 22
Just say 'sorry I meant hungry!' Then take her out for lunch so she doesn't suspect anything.
EvilLittleMan 23
Did you attach a link for the 2 Live Crew video Me so Horny ?
Jonkbaby 23
Freudian text