By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
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Same thing different taste

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Antares_01 9

Shoulda just showed her up and went like "what date?.. I just wanted to know more about (her friend). Who said anything about asking you out?"

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missmarymac 3

She sounds 100% in the bitch. Maybe you shouldn't try to have internet friends.

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missmarymac 3

Why the downvote? Does no one else notice his username?

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chuckcloninger 12

Sounds like she's protecting something nobody wants?

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

"but why would i want to go on a date with a conceded bitch?"

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VeganVampyre 26

Conceited? Although... Your way actually kind of works too lmao

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amifaiyaz 12

If she's popular, you might want to avoid the 'just being friendly ' route, they have about ten people doing the same thing.

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KingCeltic77 18

Well were you gonna try and ask her out?

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TogeBara 12

If she was right then YDI, if not, FYL.

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Jharrist89 12

Hey, she's the crazy one, not you. Don't date chicks that are constantly paranoid!

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