Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I tried to pick up a girl by asking her what the time was as a conversation starter. She responded by telling me it was time to pick a girl more in my league. FML
Today, I sent a text to the girl I've been getting to know online, text which was meant for my best friend. It was a screenshot of my her Instagram page with the caption, "I can't believe I'm actually going to talk to her today." FML
Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML
Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML
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Marmarfarfar 25
She is very sure of herself...
Antares_01 9
Shoulda just showed her up and went like "what date?.. I just wanted to know more about (her friend). Who said anything about asking you out?"
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Comments (118)
missmarymac 3
She sounds 100% in the bitch. Maybe you shouldn't try to have internet friends.
missmarymac 3
Why the downvote? Does no one else notice his username?
chuckcloninger 12
Sounds like she's protecting something nobody wants?
Phoebe_Buffay 14
"but why would i want to go on a date with a conceded bitch?"
VeganVampyre 27
Conceited? Although... Your way actually kind of works too lmao
amifaiyaz 12
If she's popular, you might want to avoid the 'just being friendly ' route, they have about ten people doing the same thing.
smacky187 9
She was probably right
KingCeltic77 18
Well were you gonna try and ask her out?
TogeBara 12
If she was right then YDI, if not, FYL.
bacondidntstrut 19
Oh gosh, what a bitch....
Jharrist89 12
Hey, she's the crazy one, not you. Don't date chicks that are constantly paranoid!
profoundkisses 18
Smart cookie