Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML
Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML
Brainrot
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Whodunnit
Today, my cellphone was stolen. I work in a morgue. By myself. Obviously it wasn't stolen by any of those people. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Reported
Today, I found a cellphone. I went through the contacts and called the one listed as "Dad" to inform them I could leave it at a cash register of the store I found it in, or take it to the police station so they could pick it up. They then called the police, insisting I stole it. FML
Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML
Today, my cell phone service was interrupted because I owed the company 27 cents. It cost 36 dollars to reinstate my service. FML
Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML
Top comments
muhoo 0
This happened to me too. I called and reported it stolen immediately, but Verizon still billed me anyway. I had automatic billing so they billed my credit card. I called my credit card company and had them reverse the charge. Then I cancelled the credit card. Verizon sucks, they are still sending me annoying lawyer letters demanding that I pay them the $500 for calls to El Salvador. Hah. I will never pay.
Sesh54 7
I'm from El Salvador ********
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24788 7
#9 You'll have to deal with it someday. I wonder how that will work out.
brasileirinha 0
#8 - This. Companies usually pick up on that sort of stuff right away.
3rere 0
thats some good detective work you did there to determine that was it stolen
DreMaMa 0
There planning on coming to America if he/she's calling 600 times
Gabe411036 0
Haha FYL
lazzy_azn_gurl 0
even if you tell them...they might not even believe you. The company will probably think that you just dont want to pay so you're making up lies. im sorry to hear that you got to pay that much to get your phone stole...
DankJemo 0
Well, just tell them it was stolen. They cannot make you pay it if it has been stolen...
jwbull 0
they called you? On what, the phone you didn't have? Good thing you have an alternate phone number that you gave to your cell phone company......
musu_fml 0
Many phones come with password locks now. My £10 cheap as crap phone does; turn it on, it needs a PIN. Make a call other than 999/911, it needs a PIN. Access phonebook or text-messages or settings, it needs a PIN. When you get your phone replaced, it'll be a smart move to activate whatever security it has to stop this happening again.
colster 0
#18 you don't have a home phone?