Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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tswizz 13
Did you try to duckface also?
tswizz 13
And you're on fml, which is so much more productive.
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Comments (116)
uumlaut_strohson 3
and you'd admit to this?
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
I probably would too FML lol
Il_Maestro 6
Error 404: Sense Not Found.
Il_Maestro 6
Ha my bad Alan, this reply was intended for a comment that has been deleted before I hit send. Please disregard. On a side note, I'd like to recommend a delete comment button for the app.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Until she discovered that the Printscreen button didn't capture her face for some strange, unexplainable, unfathomable, inexplicable reason. I mean, it was obviously right there over the Facebook status feed. Where'd it go??
Il_Maestro 6
FML is now showing comment 26 before comment 24... Either I've entered the FML twilight zone or it's just really not my day on this site...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Thumb this comment down!
Il_Maestro 6
Upon reading this comment I have come to several realizations. 1. Your are attempting to be a troll in the hope that some stranger somewhere might pay your sorry ass a few seconds worth of attention. 2. In doing so, you are effectively stooping to a new low of attention-seeking-*****. 3. I am effectively pitying you by taking the time to write this response. 4. I hope that the pity I have spared you in addition to all your thumbs down might give you some self worth enough to stop trolling and find some meaningful use for your life.
SystemofaBlink41 27
24- damn... *slow clap*
tehaustiebear 34
Maestro, it turns out the FML wasn't infact retarded, just you for not understanding it. Then there's the fact that you thought a mod would get a negative score, tell me how that goes. Refrain yourself from further embarassment.
Il_Maestro 6
30- Day 214 in the FML Twilight Zone. Misunderstandings abound. Tried to post comment 24 to a different comment which was subsequently deleted. Tried to explain that to Alan and now 26 is showing before 24. Don't know how much longer I will survive here. I'll keep trying to contact the outside world.
StoryOfTheYear 15
33- I know you'll resist it at first, but we need to realize you're hallucinating. This... case you seem to be trying to solve is not real. You are actually a patient here at a mental hospital. I think this has gone far enough. Yes, yes I know you don't want to think it's true. I thought it was harmless at first, but after you tried to contact your non-existent wife we knew we had to end this now. Please try and understand that the problem you are trying to solve is not real Mr. DiCaprio. You'll be well again sometime in the future, but for now come along to your cell.
SystemofaBlink41 27
38- I... honestly can't find words to describe what I feel for this comment...
ICastillo 25
You're probably the girl that dated the boy with the level 500 FarmVille huh?!?
ant1ion 12
No she's the one who brushed her hair with a fork
kissestoyouxx 0
Haha
ant1ion 12
Thought you were using the webcam?
luckyd880 12
Ooo shoulda got an iMac :/ Fail.
starwind3438 9
Macs suck and are overpriced. The only Apple product I own is an iPhone.
luckyd880 12
Ya but you can screen shot on an iMac :)
pompousjackass 10
You can screen shot on any Mac... or any computer for that matter.
Pandacupcakelove 26
LOL Oh well, we all have our stupid moments. I know I have mine, you can guess that from looking at my picture...
br0ccoli 15
This would have worked if your webcam was on...but it wasn't so...it proves that narcissism kills brain cells or at least temporarily gets them drunk. No judgement, i'm just saying. In fact, I'm blowing myself kisses in the mirror as I type this. *blows kiss to mirror* "Damn, I'm pretty. Computer, take my photo." Disclaimer: I promise I'm not a self centered, egotistical waste of life :)
unknown_user5566 27
After OP attempted the screen shot only to find she was non-existent in the photo, she realized the truth of the situation... Oh, were you expecting a dramatic conclusion to the story? Tune in next week for the exciting finale!
hhhwat 0
your sarcasm makes me feel there won't be another episode... Now I made myself feel bad for I want another.