Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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Top comments
tswizz 13
Did you try to duckface also?
tswizz 13
And you're on fml, which is so much more productive.
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Comments (116)
Pentium_4 27
that poor computer is only as good as its user...
ladylilly25 20
Get a webcam.
wildsweetchild 19
Some things you just can't buy...in this case it's the brain ..
wals2537 1
First world problems
hellodeandra 8
At least you looked nice... :)
ChickInGreenVans 12
yeah we have to atleast give her/him credit for that..
hhhwat 0
Kinda makes me wish I knew how to take a screen shot... Your judgment is swayed this day.
Wedees 15
Print screen button.
iragedsohard 3
Oh my god.... THAT NAME. MIKAELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MissMae93 23
Inside jokes don't really work on FML, by the way.
braheem 5
LMAO
perdix 31
Just go get a stock picture of a supermodel in a bikini and tell everyone it's you. Lots of people do that around here -- it's pretty easy and gives the creepers raging boners. Those that don't know how to use TinEye happily ********** to the idea they are talking to these gorgeous creatures.
Bajee 10
You actually can take screenshots now on a computer. Google Chrome extension.
MissMae93 23
Oh Lord, I'm losing hope for future generations. *buys a one-way ticket off this planet*