Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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tswizz 13
Did you try to duckface also?
tswizz 13
And you're on fml, which is so much more productive.
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sgtcxelite 11
I have a feeling some jackass in my class posted this as me (Mikaela..duh) since have a computer class with a bunch of assholes. When I'm in the class, I usually just sit there doing nothing since my teacher doesn't give any projects and stare into the screen even when it turns black. Since it's a Mac, the screens like a mirror and I either use it to fix my hair/makeup or just stare at it while listening to music or tapping my nails on the desk.. Or I use my phone... I may just be paranoid, but I don't doubt my class' level of assholeness.
nicoleanthony 2
You sound like a little bitch
simonepedretti 7
I don't get it
chrissy2 28
basically she's calling herself a dumbass
CapnCapes 4
Next time you're outside, try grabbing a cloud. You might be more successful at that.
ryad69 0
Lolz thats Fn funny
Karma_Geddon 36
Must be FML also because I have done this =/ Have also had a Mac with PhotoBooth and phone with reverse camera and various photo apps. Honestly I don't really see what's wrong with it. FML =)
zomgbies 17
Time to upgrade. Format your brain and install v2.0
mollydick 12
it's okay, once I was looking in the mirror and tried to swipe my face to go to the next picture. I mean I was high, but still.
MystalCreth 7
When I see a bug on the screen I do the same