Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML
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Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML
Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML
Today, I saw a display with a mirror that said, "You are made in God's image!" I'm too short to be able to see myself in said mirror. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
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tswizz 13
Did you try to duckface also?
tswizz 13
And you're on fml, which is so much more productive.
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Comments (116)
brookayyy 0
How is this an FML?
Illyssa_fml 4
Haha I like how some people don't get that you can't take a screenshot of your reflection haha... Fyl to those who don't.
vivienmoore 0
Dont you know about right clicking? Jesus, the stupidity!
weepingangel_fml 7
Did you smile too?
mira324 2
You just went full retard, never go full retard.
kirstyannemiller 4
Vain much? Just because you looked nice doesn't mean you have to share it with the rest of the world, just so they comment: your so pretty, and you say no...which is a lie seeing as the reason you took the photo is because you thought you looked nice.
wildsweetchild 19
op didn't say anything about posting it on any social network and how can you know how she would of respond to the compliment? Assuming much?
someguy314159265 15
You sound like an arrogant individual. But what do I know? Whenever I see my reflection on my screen, I try to quickly open up something bright-coloured to get rid of it.
lulu259 5
Retelling of the story of Narcissus in the digital age.
ddddddddg 9
Anyone else think it was going to say something about OP being ugly?
julien672 0
Oh god. I need to get outside more often, because this made sense for a bit.