bob
United States
Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
MY EYES THEY BLEED
Lancaster, United States
Can't unsee it
Today, I saw my mom's boyfriend naked. It was only from behind and it was a complete accident but still, ew. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
johnboy
United States
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
feartheend511
United States
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
United States
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Anonymous
Just a question
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
ahhhhhh
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Anonymous
Houston, United States
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Top comments
denlillakotten 4
Hahaha! Funniest thing ever. I would have died
DocBastard 40
You're blowing this waaaaay out of proportion. She didn't say "condom", she said "condiment". So she was just running through the house naked for some mustard. Feel better? Glad I could help.
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Comments (134)
howslife123 0
i hope your mom isn't fat hairy or have body acne
Kelita 0
ummm looks like u just described ur profile pic.......
bigblue95 0
i assume tht since u where home they were in their room doing it. im confused, where else would she keep her condoms...in the freezer?
JPZDONE 0
#1- you look like that skinny kid in nacho libre...
MsKittyKatWeber 10
she obviously doesn't want another "you" so YDI
ehaile4 0
your a bitch for that comment
Shorty_Shaza 5
lol boners, I can't stop laughing at all your comments!
Kitten16 0
UNLESS U WANT MORE SIBLINGS U BETR B CHEERING HER ON,GET THAT CONDOM MAMA
I_R_Genius 3
I...I don't know what to say at this comment. I've lost a lot of blood from my eyes just reading the first word. Please god, someone help me!
kmccain 27
Apparently the capslock key on her computer stuck
llamagangster 0
#11, I don't think that's Spanish, it's probably portuguese.
mopar1227 0
could have been worse.... could have been getting a second guy!!!! lol
fayul 0
one of the best FML's
attatood 8
Did you pop one?