Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
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Top comments
gmor 0
haha that's great!! keeper lol
RonnieBurgundy 0
A **** razors gotta eat!
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Comments (300)
joolz_au 2
roflmao I think I actually pee'd a little when I laughed at this hahaha
hahaalolz 0
that's ******.
Lauren10102 3
how is this an fml he's hilarious!!!!
JayBear14 11
atleast he doesnt color his dick green and draws eyes on his balls... or does he?
tackattackjoey 0
TING TING DADDAAAAYYYYYYY!
glitterypink 0
This just made my day. your bf is awesome. You need to grow a sense of humor
aron33 2
Today, my bf made a joke. FML
BelleElle_fml 5
58 - Cute dogg!!!
Squander 3
Well at least he was shaving, that seems to be mandatory for some people now-a-days. The only thing I find weird here is that he was shaving seconds before sex, I didn't think people did that...?
sporteechick114 0
lmfao thats hilarious!!! its not f ur life its more like omfg thts funny!! nom nom nom :P
Vega187 0
That's awesome totatlly doing that next time keep him is a golden god
spamf 0
maybee it was hungry