Intimacy: Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had...

By Anonymous - 17/10/2010 05:55 - United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By dahs - 03/04/2011 11:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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You deserved it 15 226

By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

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You deserved it 5 853

Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

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Charming

By lagirl - 09/06/2009 05:27 - United States

Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML

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You deserved it 70 344

By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML

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You deserved it 40 454

Hammertime

By lynn_27 - 02/05/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 315

By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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You deserved it 7 625

By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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You deserved it 3 708

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

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You deserved it 33 629

gmor 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:28

haha that's great!! keeper lol

RonnieBurgundy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:37

A **** razors gotta eat!

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Tyler5000too 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:46

haha. your boyfriend is an idiot. you should get with a real man. not a boy.

AlyWallyy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:04

agreed!

ViiciousDreamz 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 20:10

Coming from the man clinging to his puppy while taking a Myspace picture. Straight up G.

oi_oi_love 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:06

haha, number 116 = big time win

skimonkey96 0

Monday 18 October 2010 1:29

nice

pooosay13 0

Monday 18 October 2010 4:26

storm trooper taking a shit for the win

kindlystfupls 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:48

lol that's actually pretty funny! I would have laughed my ass off if I caught my fiancée doing that. grow a sense if humor!

Hyperactiveee 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:49

lmao I totally agree xD

t1nus 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:21

yup , me 2.

AshtonGrey 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:57

^I completely agree.

charliechops 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 19:46

LOL AGREED^^ NOM, NOM, NOM...

kirby1964 20

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:53

yes a bit childish but I bet he is creative with her as well.

timma90 4

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:08

It's hardly childish, all he's done is to reused a Internet meme which is pretty average now for people who are well informed on the internets. :)

squeaker07 15

Sunday 17 October 2010 12:57

bahahahahahahahahahahahaha I just woke up and read this and it made my whole day! xD

andacondakiwi 11

Sunday 17 October 2010 15:04

same!

EricErection69 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 17:53

18 samehere!

zwreck 1

Sunday 27 March 2011 20:16

I can make your day too :-)

akaashR 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:00

dude HE IS A LEGEND keep him you won't regret it :P. just don't tell him you put this on FML haha

just4funbalt 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:02

like you've never talked to your pussy...

Xavi89 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:12

omg that's pretty ******* funny!!!!!!

DjeePee 24

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:19

Yes, your life is ****** now.

loshysucks 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:22

he is such a ****** ! ya know whats te best thing bout the dude's cocks?! THE HAIR :)

hahaalolz 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:28

omg no it's not! it's ******* descusting, comment if you all agree..

rndg 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:34

*disgusting

jocelyng_fml 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:49

27 I agree with your status so much

_TONGAN_ 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 16:20

#26- I believe your comment was moderated because of the Ke$ha Picture you got there...lol just a theory!!

fuckanshit 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 13:30

turn and run now

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