Animals: Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it...

By romainmain - 16/09/2012 22:50 - France - Charleville-m?zi?res

Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML

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By Annie - 24/08/2015 08:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

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By bugnose - 16/05/2011 06:26

Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada

Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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By limeiscool - 04/08/2019 04:00

Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML

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By spideypowers - 05/09/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML

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By lexii - 05/05/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

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syley 5

Monday 17 September 2012 2:57

Karma must love bugs

DarkDaedalus009 8

Monday 17 September 2012 2:58

The clock got bored of being on the wall

Comments

ppl2ppl 4

Monday 17 September 2012 5:13

Let the bug-hauntings begin!

klovely22 13

Monday 17 September 2012 5:23

That bug is looking down on you from bug heaven and laughing its ass off.

fancypanda 0

Friday 21 September 2012 6:39

Hahah one of the greatest comments I've seen on here. Then agin I'm a little baked...

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Monday 17 September 2012 5:32

Unless it was a poisonous bug, YDI.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Monday 17 September 2012 5:35

Ugh, I didn't realize it posted my comment the first time.

ladyluck808 0

Monday 17 September 2012 5:35

you murderer

rebel_belle1974 5

Monday 17 September 2012 5:39

bug: 1 human: 0

Shuffle314159 3

Monday 17 September 2012 5:41

This is a sign! You'll be reincarnated as a bug! DX

DJP0N3 0

Monday 17 September 2012 5:42

You have a clock above your tv?

Kookish 2

Monday 17 September 2012 5:45

That's what you get for ending a life unnecessarily.

misvenus000 4

Monday 17 September 2012 5:55

Bug karma

Kendrama94 3

Monday 17 September 2012 6:04

You should have put it in a box, and then put that box inside of another box, and then mailed that box to yourself, and when it arrived, smashed it with a hammer.