Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I was dancing in the passenger seat of my car with my family when a cop pulled us over. He thought I was trying to flag him down for help. I guess I'm not as good of a dancer as I thought. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML
Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Say you are laughing because you just remembered a funny joke. If you're lucky you will live.
flamerocker 9
It was you?
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Comments (139)
alicekyra 0
kinda a white chicks moment then?
xspoiltprincessx 1
Serves you right for being a douche
phatdaddy62 23
Dumbass. Need a bandaid?
fogrunner 13
This reminds me of a sign I recently saw... online. "You are not stuck in traffic. You are traffic. Break free. Get a bike." :D Or a bus.
MYGENUINEFIND 6
Pendejo
harleyq132 2
dont laugh, britney spears is for gangstas lol
glcerio 0
#1 he can't say that cuz it already happened........ That's why he wrote the fml....smh
LilliPage 17
Ever heard of door locks? They do put them on cars. Oh, and guess what! You can actually lock the doors while you are inside, and nobody on the outside can get in!
RhuLynette 8
ooh dear that doesn't sound good!! i hate it when people do stupid things then get angry when you laugh!!
zombigurl 8
You should've started singing out loud and dancing in your car...then could have gave him a goofy look.