Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
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Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, I was approached by the head cheerleader, and she asked for my number. I was so excited that I gave it to her without question. Then she smiled, and walked away. Too bad my girlfriend was right behind me when it happened. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML
Today, I found a note in my locker from a really hot guy asking me to prom. I went up to him saying how excited I was to go. He said "Oh you got the note?" and slipped it into the locker next to me. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
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expen_dable 0
so its wrong to think a girl is unattractive? so do you say "yes" to every guy who asks you out, and you wouldn't dare call a guy ugly or unattractive? I hate this double standard where whiny fat girls say "ALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL HOW DARE YOU NOT SAY YES!!" but have no problem gossiping about the ugly guy that just tried to ask your friend out. sorry but this isn't a perfect world of flowers and butterflies and unicorns where every girl is a princess.
amanbaby 0
that sucks...she couldve just said no, without doing that.
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Comments (227)
the_7 0
Tell the ugly girl it was a misunderstanding, then slap the one you DID ask out and walk away. FYL
Gruffy 0
OP, I wouldnt recommend taking #15's advice... ya, what happened sucked, and that chick could have reacted better, but there is absolutely NO excuse to physically assault a woman. And 15, kids in high school, try to bear in mind that he might actually be tempted to take random advice like that.. better world out there, people, just takes a little work from everyone.
mike1921 0
"ya, what happened sucked, and that chick could have reacted better, but there is absolutely NO excuse to physically assault a woman." Screw that double standard
Chocolate_Chunk 2
thanks, mike, I was about to write that.
TigerSpots 4
Y'all sound Luke dumb *****, he was obviously kidding about actually slapping her.
Tighthead420 0
You're a tool for using a note. YDI.
goingdown_fml 0
ya notes r gay
babsrox 0
Wait, if the girl was on your right, and she passed it to her left... are you taking yourself to Homecoming?
TC1_fml 0
"I sat to the right of a girl I really like". Read it over & over 'til you get it.
babsrox 0
oh. FML.
visage 0
ydi for not having the balls to talk to her.
ifinishlast 0
ever thought maybe you're the hideous guy who can only get the hideous girl? ydi for thinking you're hot
Fredzter 0
He never said he was hot.
echolot 0
YDI for not growing up and asking her face to face. And if you insist on acting like a ten year old, YDI still for not putting a name on the note.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Everyone calling him an asshole is probably the hideous or fat girl at their school. Otherwise you wouldn't care. Go drown yourself in a tub of Ben and Jerrys while complaining about how guys only like the "skanks."
diet_otaku 0
or some of us have actually graduated high school and have enough life experience to know that there are things more important in a relationship than looks.
bluelabeled 0
So you'd sleep with anyone who has a good personality? Who cares about looks? When there's no lights on, you can't see who you're banging. :p I hate people who act like they're self righteous and believe that "all people are good and looks don't matter; it's all about personality" bullshit.
runormal 0
In 50 years your super model will be a shrivled up piece of crap. Just because you aren't happy doesn't mean they arent
ifinishlast 0
I know he never said he was. that's why I said ydi for 'thinking' you're hot
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
So you can read his mind? You know that he "thinks" he's hot?
diet_otaku 0
people who do not think they're hot do not refer to other people as "hideous."
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
only hot people call other people hideous? what kind of logic is that? someone is bitter towards good looking people...
wyld3fyr3 3
im not hot, far from it, i still refrence some people as hideous
mike1921 0
"people who do not think they're hot do not refer to other people as "hideous."" Since when?
mykehawke 0
this is wrong, if were figuring out who's on the left side of the attractive girl, wouldn't that ne you since her left is you and yor right is her?? confused lol
sydd_fml 0
Maybe she already had someone to go with? Maybe she knew the girl liked you? It's your fault for probably signing the note with your name hun.