pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
brooke
United States
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Anonymous
Flemington, United States
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
cat cat
Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML
I tried
Are you good?
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Anonymous
Sanford, United States
Loose fit
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Kylie
United States
They don't make em as they used to
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Matt988
India
Unexpected
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
pantydropper
United States
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
asdfghjkl
United States
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
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brandoneyez1 25
How hard did you pull?
billiejoeinabox 7
Both of these comments are a mess.
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Comments (111)
martin8337 36
Hope there weren't any dingleberries or skidmarks on your under britches.
famvd 15
You did that in public? You may need to practice the art of being more conspicuous, OP. Seriously. You went down your pants. At least go to the washroom ... Or to Victoria secret
ahsanmasood 4
...this needs to have a visual with it!
outoftown 27
Half-commando? You may have started a new fashion trend.
donutcallmethat 16
Once underwear has a tear, hole, or the elastic is worn, toss it. Buy new underwear regularly. Also, change it and wash it regularly, in case you didn't know that either. YDI for not keeping up with your underwear.
maguichi 3
Dude get some new underwear!
iseebearbears 27
I don't understand why there are so little YDIs. Everything in this FML points to just that. Wearing nasty old undies, putting hands inside pants in public.
sonictardis 8
I think we would all chip in on getting you some new undies.
nattlecakes 19
YDI for not buying new underwear sooner
jimmyvelazco 7
when one picks theyre wedgie, they pull down. so, how does half your underwear end up in your hand?