By toriforever - 05/07/2010 23:22 - United States
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FYL bro. and first?
Dammmm that really sucks, im sorrry! i know how you feel, i have a little sister 10 years younger, she also has a passion for screaming Good LUCK
Wow, FYL and F their lives too.
...sounds like someone needs this holiday for bonding time :3
Pack whiskey for daddy, prozac for mummy, duct tape for the critters and a nice bag of weed for yourself.
what? ur not? that sucks! im posting from china!!
your life is ****** more then anyone can imagine. I hope ur having therapy & finding ways to deal with this situation you've been put in. chances are you can't/it's too difficult to change the ways of your family, but there are coping strategies out there.
ur my hero. lol
suckssss
sorry ranga
Just now (when you’re going to vacation) did you figure it out how messed up your family is?
Lol Oh......My........God!!!! if that happened to me I would get my father pissed drunk till he passes out. Put my mom on sleeping meds and put the kids on redelin for the hyperness.
by the end of this OP and his/ her mom will only be left, the Kids will scream while the dad is hungover making the dad pissed off so he kills the kids making op'smom sad and then all of a sudden angry and then she will kill the dad and then be sad again. HAVE FUN OP!
21 is the most beautiful out of everyone
25 = win. That is all.
I've dealt with this situation while on vacation with my ex-girlfriend's family. It's quite simple. Go on a walk with your dad in the woods, get him piss drunk, and run back to the cabin when he isn't looking. Tell your mom he wandered off drunk and she needs to search for him before he falls off a cliff and dies. Give the kids a bundle of firecrackers and five bucks each so they'll go outside and piss off everyone else for a change. Lock door, ????, profit!
25, you sir, are awesome.
Call in a airstrike
Sounds like you're an ungrateful child. F your families life.
stay away from rope and all sharp
all sharp object, dont wanna do somethin you will regret do you? : D********
You know what's the funny thing about this FML? It's that this would be a perfect time to be left at home, like all the other FMLs about vacation hah
it sounds like my family!! God >_<*
wow, I can't believe just how nasty some people are! like seriously, yerh sure there are people that are in worse circumstances than this person, but who are you to turn around and say shit like that. I'd rather have a dead father than watch him drink himself to sleep every night. great one saying run away too, where would they run too on vacation.... away from there home, possibly away from friends and other family! what happens if the mother or father caught them.... think first!
sounds like my family. but we went on a cruise to Bahamas with 2 cabins, one for me and the other for them. but step father is an alcoholic and my mom's insane lol we should hang out. and I got the weed in the Bahamas.
**** u, u dick my mum's bipolar an she aint wacko, same with my friends mum so read up on shit be4 u assume shit like thay u dumb ****
sounds like one dysfunctional family
lmao
ydi for being gay. divineshadow swg
#122 do you mean by I got the weed as in I smoked weed because if you meant that thumb down
Need more than luck to endure that. Join your father and complete the disfunctional family stereotype. ;p
wow that really really sucks!! I'm glad I'm the youngest and my parents aren't that crazy (: hah.
being the youngest sibling Is awesome!
she's like 12 u rapist
still, 31 your a pedophile. go on a dating website and meet someone your age. if you want someone young, look at all the Botox filled faces you could pick from. that's about as close as you will get, good luck.
ironically so am I. X D , but srsly I don't believe you 31 now take my advice and avoid jail time. you won't regret it :D
I'm 16 with two kids hah
do you seriously have two kids at 16??!
you are amazingly hot
No I'm kiddin. I'm 26 with two kids lol
lol ya I'm 16 but I think i need to get a better username epiccarrot sounds like something you read in a pr0n chat XD
ye that would suck same if that happened to me with my familyy
sounds a fun vacation! Take your Ipod!
Op should take an iPod, books, homework, don't bring headphones,
In your father's defense I think I would be an alcoholic too
that really sucks. bring things like your iPod, books or whatever you want to keep you distracted.
ydi if your going
ahahhahaha on the brightside at least they are about you!:P
just be happy that ur the only normal one :P
Who said op is normal? Op could be delusional..
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Dammmm that really sucks, im sorrry! i know how you feel, i have a little sister 10 years younger, she also has a passion for screaming Good LUCK
Pack whiskey for daddy, prozac for mummy, duct tape for the critters and a nice bag of weed for yourself.