By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States

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Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML
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xkaokaox 0

It's okay... food can't get you preggers.

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rrjr010 0

She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.

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JFox 8

You're better off.

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alexomAnexo 0

I'm a guy so I'd rather have chips in my bed than another guy........

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rwac07 0

she's a *****

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rightonlooser 0

she IS a *****

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Shootermtd25 7

maybe it's her boyfriend

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anonymous100000 17

why fyl? because you're not a ***** and won't contract an std unlike your roommate? seriously..

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Emma Marshall 19

She's not a ***** for having a sex life. Just like guys are always sleeping around, women can do it too! But food is better 🤷🏽‍♀️

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driscoll1985 0

Any bird could wake up with a boy in her bed. Its not difficult!!! I have woken up with food in my bed numerous occassions. One time it even looked liked I had an egg fight with myself and lost. At least you wont be nicknamed the slag of the two of you!!!

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Shadow_Sniper 0

#2 is right its not really very impressive when a girl gets a different guy in her bed every other night...it is if a guy does it, though

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WTSchool 0

If a guy gets another guy in his bed every night, that's impressive?

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xkaokaox 0

It's okay... food can't get you preggers.

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rawrcatx 0

Food baby?

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Star928 7

It can make you LOOK like you're preggers.

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24788 6

What's wrong with waking up with food in your bed? You don't have to get up and walk to the fridge the next morning.

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krazygirl100 9

ya it sounds awsome

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rrjr010 0

She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.

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redbluegreen 40

#3 - She could always have a food baby. And yeah, anyone can wake up with someone in their bed. She's calling herself the ****, it doesn't make her any more special. Wait till you get a call that she's got herpes.

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SweetestSin 4

I just LOL'd so hard! Hey at least you won't be the one ending up with an STD after a wild night of drinking :-)

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TRayT 0

So I'm guess you haven't had the new herpes flavored Pringles #7?

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the_holy_one 0

hahaha what a sl*t

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Hadley_fml 0

Not really an FML. Guess which one of you is more likely to still be clean?

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