By screwed - United States
  Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML
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By  driscoll1985  |  0

Any bird could wake up with a boy in her bed. Its not difficult!!!
I have woken up with food in my bed numerous occassions. One time it even looked liked I had an egg fight with myself and lost.
At least you wont be nicknamed the slag of the two of you!!!

By  redbluegreen  |  40

#3 - She could always have a food baby.

And yeah, anyone can wake up with someone in their bed. She's calling herself the slut, it doesn't make her any more special. Wait till you get a call that she's got herpes.