By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States

By screwed - 22/05/2009 00:18 - United States
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You're better off.
I'm a guy so I'd rather have chips in my bed than another guy........
she's a *****
she IS a *****
Any bird could wake up with a boy in her bed. Its not difficult!!! I have woken up with food in my bed numerous occassions. One time it even looked liked I had an egg fight with myself and lost. At least you wont be nicknamed the slag of the two of you!!!
What's wrong with waking up with food in your bed? You don't have to get up and walk to the fridge the next morning.
ya it sounds awsome
She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.
#3 - She could always have a food baby. And yeah, anyone can wake up with someone in their bed. She's calling herself the ****, it doesn't make her any more special. Wait till you get a call that she's got herpes.
So I'm guess you haven't had the new herpes flavored Pringles #7?
hahaha what a sl*t
Not really an FML. Guess which one of you is more likely to still be clean?
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It's okay... food can't get you preggers.
She just called herself a ****, your life is fine.