FML : Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's...

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Today, after a night of drinking, I woke up with some chips in my bed. I thought it was funny so I went to tell my roommate. Her response was, "That's so funny! It's a typical night out for the two of us. I wake up the next morning with a boy in my bed and you wake up with food in yours." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By screwed - / Friday 22 May 2009 00:18 / United States

Intimacy

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By xkaokaox | 0

#219979 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:15

It's okay... food can't get you preggers.

By rrjr010 | 0

#219995 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:20

She just called herself a slut, your life is fine.

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By JFox | 8

#219968 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:10

You're better off.

alexomAnexo | 0

#976173 - Thursday 8 April 2010 4:54

I'm a guy so I'd rather have chips in my bed than another guy........

rwac07 | 0

#977503 - Saturday 10 April 2010 23:48

she's a whore

rightonlooser | 0

#1018790 - Friday 4 June 2010 8:36

she IS a whore

Shootermtd25 | 7

#4203325 - Friday 23 March 2012 4:27

maybe it's her boyfriend

anonymous100000 | 17

#6133296 - Tuesday 2 December 2014 21:25

why fyl? because you're not a whore and won't contract an std unlike your roommate? seriously..

Emma Marshall | 19

#7687499 - Tuesday 4 September 2018 4:43

She's not a whore for having a sex life. Just like guys are always sleeping around, women can do it too! But food is better 🤷🏽‍♀️

By driscoll1985 | 0

#219971 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:13

Any bird could wake up with a boy in her bed. Its not difficult!!!
I have woken up with food in my bed numerous occassions. One time it even looked liked I had an egg fight with myself and lost.
At least you wont be nicknamed the slag of the two of you!!!

Shadow_Sniper | 0

#325245 - Sunday 21 June 2009 1:45

#2 is right
its not really very impressive when a girl gets a different guy in her bed every other night...it is if a guy does it, though

WTSchool | 0

#3391061 - Wednesday 5 October 2011 14:25

If a guy gets another guy in his bed every night, that's impressive?

By xkaokaox | 0

#219979 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:15

It's okay... food can't get you preggers.

rawrcatx | 0

#3142690 - Saturday 20 August 2011 0:20

Food baby?

Star928 | 7

#5042446 - Sunday 14 October 2012 18:10

It can make you LOOK like you're preggers.

By 24788 | 6

#219989 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:18

What's wrong with waking up with food in your bed? You don't have to get up and walk to the fridge the next morning.

krazygirl100 | 9

#2401709 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:23

ya it sounds awsome

By rrjr010 | 0

#219995 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:20

She just called herself a slut, your life is fine.

By redbluegreen | 40

#219998 - Friday 22 May 2009 10:21

#3 - She could always have a food baby.

And yeah, anyone can wake up with someone in their bed. She's calling herself the slut, it doesn't make her any more special. Wait till you get a call that she's got herpes.