Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought How To Train Your Dragon and the cashier started complaining how her kids keep demanding dragon stuff and that mine will start after they see the movie. I don't have any kids, and I didn't have the courage to tell her I was buying it for myself. FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies and accidentally walked into the wrong theater. I sat through an entire horror film, thinking it was supposed to be a rom-com. I kept waiting for the romantic twist. It never came. Satanic haunted dolls or whatever they were did, though. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML
Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML
Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML
Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML
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ilovepandaz 2
your son's gonna have nightmares
perez758 2
well that was stupid of you to not even look at what you put in the dvd player.. what if it had been ****? lmao your son probably wouldn't have even told you!
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hjohnson005_fml 0
Almost the same thing
element115 0
that poor kid he's scared now
fredge 0
how were u able to rent a movie with all the stores closed?
axeroneletrikk 1
Hopefully you'll get a refund or get the right disk and calmly tell your child that there was a mix-up at the store and the Jigsaw guy isn't real. Otherwise give an asian lecture and tell your child that will happen to him if he doesn't get into university ;)
Wazilla 0
# maybe she order netflix, and besides it is not always today FMLs are still required to say today first no matter what.
raynnbow 0
aww poor kid ): well..it could always be worse though
zarii 0
your son is scared for life!
puffycheeks617 0
Lmaooo
pseudonomous 0
@#16 "So, basically, I have to be an awful peraon and torture people to train a dragon?" lol poor kid
Alexand3rS 0
How to train your chainsaw....