Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML
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Crazynopantsman 11
Once again, social media brings out the stupid in people.
VannahJane 17
This is what the world has come to. When facebook knows more about your relationship than you do.
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Comments (104)
Zebediabolical 43
I love the way the comments are accusing him of cheating and suggesting divorce lawyers. Who's to say he put it on his page at all? Go to get a cup of coffee and someone comes along and ***** with his status. Happens all the time. Honestly, I'd think this before cheating unless he's got a history. 300 letters max on a fml so they're often cut down to fit. Investigate it, OP. If it's true, THEN call the divorce lawyer.
Axipiter 24
I don't know what's worse. The fact that your (hopefully) soon to be ex-husband is an asshole, or the fact that he's obviously ******* terrible at it.
monagro 22
He may have been fraped...
Lioness8197 18
Maybe it's a hint saying that he wants to be a father.
jem970 19
On his facebook page where she wont see it because she has said she doesnt use it or even have one? Pretty ******* pointless...
shorty6823 28
A hint would be saying something to her face, not saying something on a social networking site she doesn't even have an account on.
Lioness8197 18
I meant it by her getting texts from their friends and family, maybe she would get the idea that he wants kids but didn't know how to bring it up.
shorty6823 28
Or that he cheated and didn't know how to admit it
Danni_04 13
I bloody well hope it was just a frape, OP.
BurumaB 2
If my husband got another woman pregnant and announced it on a social networking site, I think I'd be a lot more than 'quite annoyed'.
Lizzy500 16
Maybe he thinks his wife should lose weight and thinks a bunch of people thinking she's pregnant will 'encourage' her.
jem970 19
What? How does that even make SENSE?!
clue_me_in 20
I'd love to hear from the OP if this is a case of cheating or a joke. I hope it's just a joke.
White_like_dat 3
Like...
1994bitches 12
I hope you confronted him on it, you never know maybe he was hacked?
candy_kisses91 5
True I didn't even think of that. I sure hopes #OP finds out what happen.