Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML
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Crazynopantsman 11
Once again, social media brings out the stupid in people.
VannahJane 17
This is what the world has come to. When facebook knows more about your relationship than you do.
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Comments (104)
abu4u 26
Maybe your husband's girlfriend is pregnant.
leadawg75 12
No shit Sherlock...
DaftDude 11
Not sure if sarcasm, or legitimately stupid comment.
HowieDoIt 21
Your relationship may take a tumblr.
CeCe184 17
Sounds like someone has some explaining to do.
lionheart822 13
Yeah no kidding, OP needs to confirm whether the husband really cheated or he was just playing a joke.
MaydayParadexx 18
Either your husband is cheating, or dropping some very blunt hints. Stop saying she should divorce him. You are the reason marriage doesn't mean anything.
akirakuran42 14
If OP's husband is, possibly, starting a family with someone else, I'd say this is excellent grounds to get a divorce :P OP's husband is the one who doesn't respect marriage.
shellzy 20
You want to know what a blunt hint would be? "Hey honey, I want to have kids." Knocking up someone else behind your wife's back? Grounds for divorce baby.
shellzy 20
Announcing you're going to be a father in a way your wife doesn't even have much access to isn't dropping hints that you want kids. It's dropping the bomb that your husband is a douchebag of the highest caliber, because not only is he disrespecting his wife by cheating on her, he's insulting her intelligence by blabbing about it and assuming she'd never find out.
yankfan89 27
Quite annoyed? I would be pissed.
empath 20
You should tell him it's not nice to kid about bastards.
perdix 29
#20, some of them grow up to be doctors!
PenguinBitch 43
How mindless and stupid can people be on Facebook, more so the Internet? You should tweet this.
xrawritsashleyx 11
This is more than likely a cheating scenario, but what if it really is a joke? OP a comment clearing things up would be great ! :)
BellaBelle_fml 23
I'm hoping that this was only a joke for the sake of their marriage. However, I just can't see this as a joke. Not a funny one anyways. It was not stated clearly one way or another in the FML so we don't know what the real situation is. Wether it be cheating or a joke. I would be very hurt by my husband cheating and then adding to the insult by blabbing about it all over Facebook knowing that I couldn't see it. And were it a joke I would still be very annoyed by it because it's just not funny or really something that should be joked about. To me, anyways.
angelofmusic113 9
I hear the divorce bells a-ringing....
upallnight11 19
Oh no he didn't!
igive 29
*snap snap*
jem970 19
In a Z formation with some head movement. Have to do it all or its just not enough.