Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML
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Crazynopantsman 11
Once again, social media brings out the stupid in people.
VannahJane 17
This is what the world has come to. When facebook knows more about your relationship than you do.
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Comments (104)
candy_kisses91 5
Ha either he wants a baby or his mistress finally got pregnant. Since you Don't have a Facebook he assume you would never find out SMH
dusk123 4
Sounds like he might be hinting something...? Lol FYL
Kitten_Calderon 14
Time to call that tv show, Cheaters..or just go spy on him on your own. I really hope this is a joke and that you can walk away laughing because you slapped him upside the head instead if slapped him with an alimony statement
glamorous18 10
not yet, you aren't ;D
cetlawizard 15
Is he just lying for the attention or did he get another woman pregnant? Either way, it's time to nip this in the bud, find out & deal with it accordingly.
Quiteannoyed 11
To update y'all, cheating husband left his fb logged in while visiting pregnant mistress so she decided to make the announcement because he kept promising to leave me and didn't. So she gets her wish, I feel most sorry for the kid when it arrives to be honest.
gracehi 31
I'm so sorry. I'd private message you but I'm on the app so I can't. Something very similar happened to me. My (now ex) husband moved temporally to another city because he told me he'd found a job there. The truth was he was living with his girlfriend. Then she got pregnant and he told her he was coming back to my city to leave me and also get the car, but really he was abandoning her. After a few Weeks of not being able to contact him, she found me on facebook and told me all about their affair. The next day she tagged my name to ask the pictures of her and my (ex) husband so that all my friends and family saw it. That was about a year and a half ago now. It was hard at the time but I soon found someone new. My boyfriend and I just moved in together a few months ago and I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life. Things will get better for you. There is someone out there who will really love and appreciate you, and when you find each other, you'll wonder what you ever saw in your ex.
Kitten_Calderon 14
I'm sorry OP. it still is pretty awful you have to go through this. I feel sorry for the kid to.. Most kids that are born and know their parent cheated usually have a lot of psychological issues :(
klutz44 28
Sorry OP! What a sucky way to find out, but at least now you can kick him to the curb. I feel sorry for the kid too.
DanielT1994 19
Are you sure you're not going to end up on I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant, OP?
IsRaeliPrinCess 8
Either he's cheating on you and he got the other chick pregnant and confusing her with you or he messed with your birth control. I've heard of husbands tampering with their wives birth control because they want a baby
lochiamochia 25
"Facebook: Ruining lives one day at a time since 2009."
BabyGirlJr1 11
Maybe he's just determined:/ dont assume the worst