Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
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Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Dude, step up your game
Today, I realized I'm pregnant by a man who won't even accept my Facebook friend request. FML
Congrats!
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Alexa, play "Confusion" by New Order
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FML
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Crazynopantsman 11
Once again, social media brings out the stupid in people.
VannahJane 17
This is what the world has come to. When facebook knows more about your relationship than you do.
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Comments (104)
gracehi 31
This could simply be a terrible joke. If not, you're either married to an adulterer, a pathological liar, or most likely, both. My ex was both. He told his mother and several other people that I was pregnant when I wasn't. He later went on to tell his myriad girlfriends that he was single when he wasn't. I hope your husband just has a terrible sense of humor. In any case, you should keep a close eye on him. You can't be sure that he can be trusted because of this bizarre behavior.
graceisnotcool 5
Wow guys, no one knows if he is actually cheating on her. It could have been a joke, he could have left his fb logged on at a friend's house and got fraped, he could have just been saying he would like to be a dad and it got misinterpreted, you don't know. Stop saying they need to get a divorce.
stallingsjason 6
Maybe he is trying to tell you he wants a kid....I know it's a long shot
interesting33 36
It could be a frape I suppose - that sucks though OP!
deet124 11
Pretend like you're pregnant have a baby shower and get free gifts!
kat33_fml 7
I'm only going to put my opinion in here but I would assume that if a person who is married got another women pregnant I doubt he would then post on Facebook that he is going to be a father. That is just exposing him to his infidelity and does not make sense to me. That being said I assume it is a joke though a very horrible unfunny joke.
jack_splat 11
Ever consider that it might be a slam on a weight issue ? Which would make him a dick but not a cheater!
CharresBarkrey 15
...What?
Enslaved 36
Why would he announce that on Facebook? He'll be hated by his friends for sure. I've yet to meet one person that would sided with a cheater.
CanCann 16
If it was cheating wouldn't the op be more than "quite annoyed?"sounds like he's joking or pressuring her into having a baby.
SammySteel 6
Exactly, she would be "Heartbroken" if that was the case.
geon_olam 17
#polygamyproblems