Today, I received my graduation gift, a bath robe, from my parents. My have two older sisters also graduated. The first one got a Tiffany's bracelet, the second one got a plane ticket to Europe. FML
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Today, was my graduation party. My birthday was about a week ago so my parents combined the presents. I thought it would be something big so I hinted for a new TV. I got a snuggie. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
Today, I received a really nice red satin set of underwear, with a bra, a thong and a corset... From my grandfather. FML
Today, it was my college graduation ceremony. My parents didn’t come because they “forgot”, although I told them and had been reminding them for months. Last year was my little sister’s high school graduation. My parents wasted no time going to her ceremony and then took her out to dinner. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I bought my mom a gift certificate for a spa treatment for two so we could spend some quality time together. She took my sister. FML
Today, my parents gave me a shirt from Banana Republic for my birthday. It looked like one I had bought for myself a couple of days earlier but I thanked them and went to hang it in my closet. An empty hanger hung where I placed the shirt I had purchased. They gave me my shirt for my birthday. FML
Today, was my mom's birthday. I recently got my first job, thanks to her, and could finally afford to buy her something nice. I spent my first paycheck ever on buying her a very nice bracelet. She said it was nice, then asked if I would mind if she exchanged it for one she actually liked. FML
Today, the first gift I opened was from my uncle. It was $80 in clothes that I'd bought for myself a week earlier. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
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Danny_Shakes 0
My parents bought me a suitcase after graduation so I could move all my shit our of their house.
trying_madly 0
how funny, that's what i got for my 18th birthday from my parents, to add to the three i already had. My older brother got a computer. I guess bath robes are the universal sign of parental love.
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Comments (142)
deadlyriot101 7
Kill them both and get the inheritance. Then you can buy your ticket to Europe, a bracelett, and two beautiful coffins :)
ChaosOfDarkness 0
I haven't graduated yet, but my mom totally plays favorites. Thing is, I'm an only child. She would rather have her damn iPhone than me.
ZeroIce 12
Wait... the second got A ticket to Europe? Only one?
simonepedretti 7
thats so sad and meannn;(
ILoveZombieBoys 13
I would threw it back at them =_=
Arekushisu 8
My mom gave me a picture frame for graduation. She gave my god brother $100...
superbubbles 4
A one way ticket right?
radioedit 7
Times are rough man
ywolfgl 21
Should be grateful of things your parents but for you! That said, picking favorites isn't ok!
BeautyBaby099 18
Maybe they didn't have enough money to afford an expensive gift again