Love: Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose...

By Fv-day - 14/02/2010 16:32 - United States

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

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Same thing different taste

By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 709

By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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You deserved it 3 109

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 762

Empathy

By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 926

You deserved it 282

By anonymous_0505 - 06/11/2010 17:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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You deserved it 9 468

By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 214

You deserved it 300

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 286

You deserved it 3 132

By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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You deserved it 4 376

By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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You deserved it 4 429

So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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You deserved it 101

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:40

Well, Bio-Shock is pretty cool.

CyrusTheBlue 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 23:41

Bros before hoes. Sorry but that's the rule.

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thatguy626 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:03

he didn't even send a real rose? that's a del breaker ladies

arc111111_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:09

Apparently, FML is full of Bioshock nerds.... Wait... I love that game too !

supercu96 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:13

HEY youre lucky he didnt break up with you for whining >:O there is no way in hell could you compare yourself to BioShock >:P

brixxx32 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:13

boys are worthless!

Gourmet_Taco 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:18

#57 you will most definitely die alone, a librarian... I meant to say virgin...

JF4509 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:24

I'd understand if it was cod but bioshock /: ...

hanShotFirst 2

Monday 15 February 2010 1:33

you should get BioShock 2 and go on multiplayer with him. THERE's the perfect valentine!! oh, and I'm a girl, and yes, I have a boyfriend

jess08265 0

Monday 15 February 2010 18:32

I definately agree with 65 multi player is kickass! and I am also a girl and I have a boyfriend. most guys like girls who play video games...unless the guy doesn't like video games. but that's crazy!

neonube 0

Monday 15 February 2010 1:50

I'm sure its bioshock 2

FockinA 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:00

dump him. or prepare for a life of disapointments for special days.

Ascaryrobot 0

Monday 15 February 2010 2:02

Haha, you think V. Day is special? That's cute. Grow up. It's for kids. Besides it's Bioshock, way more fun that **** any day. That's a bold statement and I'm willing to back it up.

romcnulty 2

Monday 15 February 2010 2:07

all I can think is 'Today, I realized that the most I had to look forward to on Valentine's day is reading other people bitch about how shit there's was on FML. FML'