Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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flyingpan8 0
so....? it's the ******* recession you gold digging bitch! anybody can give out rimjobs by a portable john and raise the coin to buy a diamond ring, but you got a man to marry you - this should be the happiest day of your life! you ungrateful idiot. lol, i'm just kidding. yeah that is pretty pathetic and cheap on your boyfriend's part. fyl dude, fyl.
jaaxx_fml 0
lol that was good
junomcguff_fml 0
Wow! That is soo sweet and cute and adorable and not to mention ROMANTIC! Stop being such an asshole and say yes to the human being, for Heaven's sake! :D
ihatestupidppl 0
Kinda hard to say yes to "the human being" considering he did it over a computer. She could say yes to her screen, I suppose.
mattmag 0
Hey, its creative. Of course, it'd be better if he planned it so that he'd be with you when you logged on, then gave you a real ring at the same time or something. But still, don't complain.
anichole 0
Aww, that is adorable!! I think it was sweet!!
kawa_fml 0
awww....think you'll ever get to see him in person?
Noxx_fml 0
aww that's really cute =) You realize that it probably just wasn't a random whim thing right? Like he's probably been planning it for a while and waiting to get you a proper ring and all. Jeeze lighten up, if you can't take the humor and seriousness of this then maybe you shouldn't be getting married.
shelbo10101 0
uhhhh how is that a FML it's cute
cuddle_bare 0
that's actually really cute! you're life doesn't suck!
helpmeiamblind 0
FYL you're dating a loser. Kinda your own fault... for dating such a loser.
HLJW1989 0
It's not like it was an e-mail or something. He probably thought it was cute, even though it was over the Internet. I don't understand why people get all worked up about how somebody proposes--someone is insanely in love with you and wants to spend the rest of his life with you, isn't that enough?