Today, I received a "diamond ring" in Mafia Wars (a facebook app) from my boyfriend of 3 years. Along with the ring came a message. It read, "Will you marry me?" He was serious. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML
Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancée a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancée took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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kdl121 0
Isn't that a good thing? I mean, yeah it's not an expensive restaurant and real ring ... but I think it's sweet and almost romantic. :)
gc_fml 0
Don't post a FML because you are sad you didn't get some multi-thousand dollar ring. He could've given you nothing, like some people on here get. lol
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Comments (402)
PrincessOfHair 0
it took you this long to realize he was a loser?
shelboo_fml 0
That's so ******* retarded. To the folks saying it's cute/sweet and different - STOP. JUST STOP. Just because something is DIFFERENT, doesn't make it sweet. If you think THAT is more special than say... a common thing of going out for dinner and proposing, you have no class, whatsoever.
skullbuster 0
All I know is if this is the best this dud has for the engagement, I wonder what she can count on for an anniversary gift? I guess it's skies the limit when you are giving out "virtual" gifts from some clicking game on a social networking website.
Th4thurt 0
Hopefully you're under level 8 so he got the 'That's Amore' achievement ;)
nightDREAMERms 6
uhhh cute? maybe.but only if it was a joke or even a hint. but i know i'd want a Real proposal in Person. like someone above said before, the internet is way too impersonal for those kind of things... might as well added 'i less than three yoou' too =/
shnibz101 0
U heartless bitch u should be happy that he proposed. The ******* ring is nothing!!!
imkendra 0
I think a lot of females who like this idea of a proposal are either teenagers (young girls are really easily impressed by a little attention these days) who aren't actually faced with the real concept of marriage and commitment and haven't learned what real romance is yet (because teen boys haven't learned how to be romantic yet), or they're women who can't get their boyfriend to commit and would be willing to settle for ANY proposal at this point. Anyone with standards in a serious relationship would not want an email, Facebook, text message, telegram, carrier pigeon, smoke signal, Twitter, or Myspace proposal. If you can't bring yourself to ask in person, you're either lazy or a wiener.
stewiechewie 0
I think you aren't right I think everybody has it's own way of loving someone. I'd do the same, although I don't like the marriage-idea before I turn 30 or something, 'cause it should be something that 'll last forever. I do think a lot of girls don't get the idea of marriage, but I do not think you may judge someone's love by the way they purpose.
lnf9ohfour 0
say no and dump him,. like us girls arent asking for a grand event. but a REAL ring would be nice. and IN PERSON would help too -_- not over some loser nerd app on FACEBOOK -_-
Curbstomp 0
How is that an FML? It's really cute. I mean, yeah, maybe it wasn't a real ring, but he probably has one for you. And at least he found a creative way to propose. Hope you two are happy together :)
FoundManyLemons 0
Um, so long as there's a real one involved too?
letthemxeatcake 0
How's that an FML?