Today, I really had to pee during one of my college lectures. I finally worked up the nerve to leave the room while he was lecturing, and ran frantically to the bathroom. Once in there, the urge intensified to the point I couldn't hold it. I peed my pants while standing in the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, since I always fall asleep in class, I decided not to go to the bathroom beforehand, hoping the need to pee would keep me awake. I ended up falling asleep and wetting myself in the middle of the lecture. FML
Today, I woke up desperately needing to pee. I sat up in bed, naked, and tried to decide if I should get dressed, or run for it and hope no one saw me. I guess I took too long to decide, because as soon as I stood up to run, I pissed on the floor. FML
Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML
Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML
Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML
Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
Today, I was walking to a bathroom on campus before class when my professor walked in behind me. There were two urinals in the bathroom, we walked right up next to each other and unzipped our pants in unison. It became so awkward for me, I actually said out loud, "Nope, too awkward" and left. FML
Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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Top comments
CheekyRaccoon 27
If you had left earlier you wouldn't be in the situation that urine now.
sarianna 10
You "worked up the nerve to leave the room"? This is college. You are expected to act like an adult. You don't have to wait for a 'good moment' or ask for a bathroom pass, it's not high school. Get up, quietly exit the room, deal with whatever problem you have, and come back. Nobody cares. Nobody's going to remark upon it. We all have bodies, your professors included, and recognize that pressing biological urges occur.
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Comments (42)
SUN_lover 19
It happens to me everytime, I can't hold it once I see running faucet. I feel you OP.
countryrose92 23
Been there done that. Perks of genetically poor bladder control. :-/ sorry op.
KatieJBabe 27
Don't worry OP, I once peed myself whilst sitting on the toilet. Will never forget to make sure the toilet lid is up again.
Sandsh8rk 36
You may want to consider a diaper for next time...
someguyhere 12
Life is doing what needs to be done when it needs to be done. Stop working yourself up to doing things. Be an adult and just do it.
songofthedead 20
Are you a sim?
interesting33 37
It sucks but at least you were on the toilet and not in public at the time. And you had your stuff so - as much as it sucks, I guess you could go straight home to wash
OverFlash 15
You sound like a damn Sim for doing that.
bigdaddyeric 37
Been there, Done that, No Shame ?
bigdaddyeric 37
Been there and Done That, No Shame !
bigdaddyeric 37
Been There and Done That, No Shame, It Happens
manuwish 9
it probably gets better..while you're washing off your pants and drying them with the hand dryer, the bell rings and loads of students bustle into the washroom :) oh dear op, those experiences build character though ;)