Health: Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that...

By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

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griffin4 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 0:17

like the penguin. he too waddles

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You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

Comments

Nessco 36

Saturday 9 May 2015 3:20

Sounds like a pretty good reason to me. Hope it's working for you. Keep going with it.

MozillaHostile 21

Friday 30 October 2015 20:34

Wow. You do need to lose weight.

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