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Today, I realized that the girl I like only replies to my snapchats if I include my dog in the picture. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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coolmike699 26

If your name is any indication of your personality, then it's not hard to see why a girl might need an adorable puppy to cheer her up after talking to you.

RinoaHeartilly 36

So, take the hint and move on.

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RichardPencil 32

Always have your dog in your pictures. Problem solved! I've known girls who only liked me for my dogs. I have no pride.

CheeseyWolf 9

Take your dog with you when you ask her out. And you'll really want to make sure the dog is there for your wedding.

JCRouzer29 27

I think Snapchat has an after effect for looking like a dog. Could calm down and try that.

Aylla89 3

With OP's username, he's the type of guy to think the friendzone exists, since he's so entitled to attention, love, or sex. I also dislike using the word bitch in reference to female dogs because it still references a female being a bitch. In fact, it sounds too stupid to be a real term for female dogs. A curse word is a title of an animal. No lol. We call female cats queens or dam/ dame. Much nicer.

Talis99 26

The words bitch and jackass existed as animal terms before they were curse words. Same with ****** being a bundle of sticks.

ellabellaboom 24

Yeah like #32 said. They weren't always necessarily curse words. People made it into words to insult people. Best example is jackass or ass which is another name for donkey. Calling someone jackass is like calling them stupid due to the nature of donkeys itself, known for not being the sharpest tool in the shed. So not really a curse word but more of a jab at a negative aspect of that animal. If that makes sense...

Connor1623 10

Are you stupid? Oh sorry do you dislike that word too?

Connor1623 10

I am referring to 17 with that one /

GhostFox 34

Doesn't really matter who you were referring to, #45. You are a dick regardless of who you were insulting. Also, insulting someone because they want to be a kind and polite person? That's a whole new level of sad.

RinoaHeartilly 36

So, take the hint and move on.

Wishe 17

You sound self-centered and entitled (and your name doesn't help). "I put the money/time/charm in, why isn't she giving me what I want?" Grow up and stop treating women like vending machines.

Nikitasue92 7

^ Omg I think that's the first time I actually ever laughed at a comment. Too funny man

rustybucket 24

Based on your username you're the kind of guy who complains about always being in the friend zone and treats girls like shit if they don't like you back. No sympathy from me. YDI.

Connor1623 10

What is wrong with his username? He is referring to hating his dog because the girl obviously likes the dog not him so he is jealous and hates the dog now

alaina1104 11

At least you know how to get her attention now

Juls464 10

As a girl, I can confirm we love dogs

ALonelyStranger 12

Mine doesn't reply to me at all