Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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ALK31 0
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Samael_fml 0
That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?
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Comments (90)
tw0 0
college roommates can be such a pain... they move out of the house, and everyone lacks basic life skills. like, apparently, knowing what a loofah is. or using a microwave. or not throwing out your roommate's shoes because theyre not yours.
Rodin_fml 0
ugh, I was just going to have breakfast but I think I'll wait now
Jimboom 12
Not that hard #8 Just take a shit. Get a pair of their socks to pick out the winners or divide them up into separate bags if need be. Then put their shitty socks back in their drawers with the rest of their cloths. Double whammy. :)
Emrysa 1
That is so nasty.
Seegtease 0
You know, to be fair, he's probably just an idiot who doesn't know what a loofah is. But at least he cleans the toilet. Can't be that awful.
soccerchick829 0
Boy, people will just say anything to get an fml posted, won't they?!
dickinabox 0
Who the hell does that.
mrcarmine 0
what are you doing with a loofah in a room full of college guys?
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL #18 I can't believe it took 17 posts before someone finally said it
marissav55 4
Exactly!!
elemenopyqrstuv 0
I was thinking the same exact thing.... Are you gay? You must be gay if you have a loofah...I say you asked for this one buddy.