Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML
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Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML
Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML
Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Today, I found out that my roommate of over 8 years assumed “the rag” I keep “above the toilet” was meant for wiping, and “the rag” on the separate towel rack was for washing your face. I have used the hand towel “above the toilet” to dry my hands after washing for a decade. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
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ALK31 0
This is the most disgusting thing I've ever read.
Samael_fml 0
That is unbelievably disgusting. Was it out of malice or is your roommate an idiot that doesn't know what a loofah is for?
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threecardmonty 2
As someone who gets grossed out by the idea that a spoon I use to eat my breakfast with might have been used to dole out a can of dog food, I feel for you, but #52 does have a point. I mean, you poo, then scrub it off with tissue paper, then lather up a loofah with soap, wash your @$$, then let it set there to dry. Really, after one use, you're pretty much counting on the soap to kill any leftover germs from yesterday's backside scrubbing and prevent it from contaminating today's facial exfoliation. Disgusting? Yes. Logically physically harmful? Maybe not so bad.
fUrLifeMinesGood 0
thats what u deserve for using a f*cking lufa, you delicate flower
justdance45 0
you couldnt smell it? ick.
phongwin 0
Dude u use a loofah? wtf is a loofah? u gay?
tibbydibby 0
You should get a new one and throw that old one out. Just an FYI.
lesp 6
Wow. . . Wooooooooooow. I honestly have no comment for what a douche your roommate is.
dramakat11 0
#56 is a ******* loser. Congratulations on not being "gay" at the expense of your personal hygiene. You're not gay, but you probably can't get any girls. Don't be such a homophobic asshole. If being a "real man" means only using the crappiest, most basic personal hygiene products, I never want a "real man."
MadeOfAwesome 1
Omg eww!!! I use washcloths
epicwinmaster 0
oofah loofah doompity doo. you have been scrubbing yourself with poo. tehe
sugarhighwhoo 3
LMFAO dude thats so funny
aww_kittens 0
your name is perfect. epicwinmaster for sure! this comment was way funnier than the original post
mrdecay 3
ydi for using a loofah.
jc420 0
Lol, exactly what I was going to say.