Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept pressuring me to get it on. I told him I was self-conscious abut my stomach and didn't want him to see it. His response? My double chin doesn't keep him from kissing me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML
Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to see more of his passionate side. He pushed my head down towards his lap. FML
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Top comments
jess6blondie9 3
What a nice boyfriend you've got there. You should find someone that appreciates you for more than just sex.
pablothepenguin 2
Your face is his **** block...?
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Comments (61)
ShanieceRamirez9 0
whats his probb mayb he thinks hes havn an affair with someone else. if so i would find out
BountyBass 13
brown paper bag time
paradiseisland01 0
that's a bunch of bull crap , the only reason why he would say that crap , is because he's thinking of someone else, while there screwing around!
perdix 31
Hey, let's not be so hard on the OP. Maybe she's got a sexy back. (Cue up Justin Timberlake!) Or really ugly ****.
mismonroe 0
Maybe it's not your face, maybe you're just a little loose, and rear entry is tighter. That better? :)
PapaCool_fml 0
... I'm not going to help, see, but are u sure it is the face he don't want to seee or your tummy waves while he is banging you ...
mismonroe 0
Hey, real women have curves.
Person1233 13
There is a difference between curves and waves of fat.
KimmyBEAR3 0
I'm sorry. but there's a very simple way to fix it. get a new boyfriend.
goodevilgenius 5
Maybe he just likes it doggy-style. Maybe it's the only way he knows how to have sex (since everything he knows about sex he learned at the zoo). Why don't you talk to him about it, before you assume he's got a problem with you?
greenpurpleblack 2
i hope it only happened once then you broke up with him for it ! or not even happen cuz why would you go with it ? he just called you ugly !
Blue87 4
u must b really ugly then